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Make the Axolotl mount a drop from Aetherfont instead of Savage NOW

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    Make the Axolotl mount a drop from Aetherfont instead of Savage NOW

I am beyond livid that the Axolotl mount is locked behind Savage. After I submitted a report in-game the GMs told me to post on the Official Forums instead. Here's the thing, Square Enix. Forward this thread to the developer who approved this and let them read this word by word.

You do not put cute mounts behind Savage, ever. Savage is for neckbeard no-lifers who play this game 24/7. Give them a crappy Magitek mount or something but cute mounts do NOT belong to raiders. You're insulting all your customers by locking one of the most popular mounts this patch behind an activity no one wants to do. I feel cheated out of my $15.

Next time, cute mounts need to be available in content that everyone does or on MogStation.

    A message to the Raiden Shogun.

      Its the Eggman anouncement but changed to a ranting about Raiden Shogun for killing Signora in Genshin.

      I’ve come to make an announcement: The Raiden Shogun is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He deep fried my fucking wife. That’s right, she took her musou no hitotachi and turn my wife into fucking ash, and she said her blade was this big. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: "Shogun, you aren't a real archon, just like you aren't a good mother or political leader." Inazuma would've have collapsed if Yae miko didn't save your ass everytime. That’s right, I think half of inazumans are a bunch of grifters. And Kazuha's mortal blade parried your ass. You fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna fuck teyvat. That's right this is what you get, my super duper 30% high def roll piece. Except I’m not just gonna give you shit gear and repeatedly let you die in the abyss, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the welkin moon! How do you like that, Zhongli? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking teyvat, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

      Persona 3 – Changing Seasons

        ☀️SUNS🌞 UP⬆️

ANOTHER♾️ DAY📅 GOES↗️ BY🗣

LOOK👀 AT☝️ THE🔃 TIME🕑 FLY✈️ 
        ☀️SUNS🌞UP⬆️, ANOTHER ♾️DAY 📅GOES ↗️BY🗣️LOOK👀AT☝️THE🔃 TIME🕘FLY✈️

        6/7 day

          6️⃣7️⃣🗣️ 6️⃣7️⃣🗣️ 6️⃣7️⃣🗣️ 6️⃣7️⃣🗣️
DOOT 🎺 DOOT 🎺
BRO 💀 IT'S ACTUALLY JUNE 7️⃣‼️
WE ARE SO BACK 🔥🔥🔥

📢🚨ATTENTION ALL AURA FARMERS 📈🔥‼️ TODAY 📅 IS JUNE 🌞 7️⃣‼️ THE SACRED 🙏 HOLY ✝️ BLESSED ✨ DAY OF 6️⃣7️⃣ HAS ARRIVED 🚚💨‼️WAKE ⏰ UP 🛏️‼️ CHECK 👀 YOUR PHONE 📱‼️ CHECK ✔️ YOUR FRIDGE 🧊‼️ CHECK ✔️ UNDER ⬇️ YOUR BED 🛏️‼️ THERE'S A 6️⃣7️⃣ HIDING 🙈 EVERYWHERE 🌎‼️

🚨 AFTER DAWG NAMED MASON 👶 6️⃣7️⃣ TOOK A FISHING TRIP 🎣 WITH THE BOYS 👬 AND RETURNED WITH 🗿 MANGO MANGO MANGO 🥭 ENERGY, CAUSING A LOCAL 🐺 SIGMA TO GAIN 🤫 AURA +1000000 WHILE A 🔥 GYATT WAS DETECTED BY THE GOVERNMENT 📡‼️ WITNESSES REPORT THAT A 🚽 SKIBIDI TOILET EMERGED FROM THE STILL WATER 🍷 AS THOSE WHO KNOW 💀 NODDED SILENTLY 😶‍🌫️ IN APPROVAL. WHEN ASKED FOR COMMENT 🎤 MASON 👶 REPLIED ⚾ "OH-OH-OH THAT’S TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR ⚾️🪵" BEFORE ACTIVATING 🧊 ICE CREAM HAIR 🍦 AND ASCENDING ☁️ TO A HIGHER PLANE OF BRAINROT 🧠💀, LEAVING SCIENTISTS 👨‍🔬 BAFFLED 😱 AND AURA FARMERS 📈 WORKING OVERTIME ⏰‼️🗿🍷💀🐺🥭🚽🔥👶⚾🎣🍦💯💯💯

IF YOU SEE 👀 A PERSON SAYING 🗣️ "SIXTY-SEVEN" 🚫❌ INSTEAD OF "SIX-SEVEN" ✅ THEY ARE AN IMPOSTOR 👽 AMONG US 🚨
AT 6️⃣:0️⃣7️⃣ PM 🌇 TODAY 📅 YOU MUST:
🗣️ SAY "6️⃣7️⃣"
🤝 PERFORM THE 6️⃣7️⃣ HANDSHAKE
🫱🫲 SUMMON SCP-0️⃣6️⃣7️⃣
🏀 BECOME LAMELO BALL
🗿 STARE AT A MOAI FOR 67 SECONDS
🥛 DRINK 67 DROPS OF STILL WATER
📏 MEASURE YOUR AURA
🧠 LOSE ALL REMAINING COGNITIVE FUNCTION

IF YOU RECEIVE 📩 THIS MESSAGE AND IGNORE 🙅 IT 🐺 YOUR SIGMA STATUS WILL EXPIRE 📉 AURA -67 ❌ NO RIZZ 👀 BUT IF YOU SEND 📤 THIS TO 6️⃣7️⃣ OF YOUR MOST BRAINROTTED 🧠💀 FRIENDS 👯‍♀️:
🏀 LAMELO BLESSING💰 67 GAZILLION ROBUX 🧠 ASCENSION TO MAXIMUM BRAINROT 
          ⁶🤷⁷

          Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

            A full list of copypasta parodying Pride Month celebration before declaring that its over.

            Its fucking pride month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 that means you're not allowed to be straight 😤😤 we will not be accepting anyone who identifies as heterosexual 😒😒 until the 1st of july all shall be persecuted by law 😡😡 james charles is allowed to take anyone he wants into the dungeon 👅👅 and you will be fined $1000 if you resist 🤑🤑 jk rowling has been allowed to choose who is gay 😍😍 and this will stay the same for the rest of your life 😝😝 bisexuals are okay 🙄🙄 but you're on thin fucking ice ❄❄ don't think that you are safe 😥😥 thanos and his thicc ass 😜😜 will be after you if you show any signs of affection towards the other sex 😠😠
            HAPPY 🏳️‍🌈 MONTH 2 MY HOMO 💏👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨HOES 👯👯‍♀️👯‍♂️👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👨‍👧👨‍👨‍👦👩‍👩‍👦👩‍👩‍👧 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 UR 🐓🍆 OR 🐱🥭 WORSHIPPNG 🍑👅🍑👅🍑👅 NEEDS TO BE SUPER 🤜 🍑 GAY FOR PLAY 😙🍑🥴😳🥴 ALL ☀️☀️☀️ MONTH 📈 LONG 🍆💦🍆💦🍆 LIKE UR TOP DONG 🥕🍆🥕🍆 🥕🍆 🙅🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ NO HETERO HIDING 🚫🚪😤 SO JIZZ ON UR FAVE QUEERS 🤏🏻😏🤤 GET VERS 🔝⬇️ AND 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 GAPE FOR GAYS 💢⭕️💢⭕️😛😛 MILK 🥛🥛🥛 SOME BUTT 🌰🌰🌰 AND SHOVE SOME 💖💜💙 GAYNETALIA 💖💜💙 IN YOUR 💣🕳️BUSSY PUSSY 🕳️💣 TN 🥵😏🏳️‍🌈 KINKY ⛓️ HOMOSLUTS 💋💋💋 MUST DOCK WITH THICC GOCKS 🤼🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️ AND SHIP SLICK TDICKS 🌊🌊🌊. OR STRAIGHT NIGHTMARES 😩😩😩 WILL HAUNT U 👻😈👻 ALL MONTH LONG 😛😛 SEND TO 10 🚨 OF YOUR 🔥🔥🔥 HOMIESEXUALS ❤️‍🔥🚨 TO GET A GAY 🪄🪄🪄 GLOWUP 🤩🤩🤩 IN JUNE 😁😛😋😛😁 🎆🎇🎆🎇 HAPPY FKN PRIDE LGBTQIA➕➕➕➕➕!!!!🎆🎇🎆🎇 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 
            Hello, fellow homosexuals. It is us, [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION]. Here to remind you that we support your lifestyle now that it has been federally legalised and it is completely socially safe, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it's mainstream. Look, we even changed the colours of [LOGO]! Why did we wait this long to come out and 'support' you? Haha, no more questions, homosexual. Buy our product. Buy our product. BUY OUR PRODUCT.
            ALERT ALERT🚨‼️🔔 WAKE UP F🅰️GS‼️ CUM one☝️CUM all🗣️ 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩GAY👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨is BACK 🔙in STYLE🕺this JUNE🦄🏳️‍🌈🙏Time to let your 🥵💦FREAK💦🥵 flag🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈fly and POP that PRIDE PUSSY💅🤸🏻‍♂️for the 💦😛HOLE🕳️🥵 month🙏 Grab a WET and FRUITY🍒🍑🍍🍌 little drink🍹 and 💦CUM💦 OUT🌈 to play🫦! (P)RIDE🥵 your 😏dyke🥰🙌🏼to the gay bars, bring your 🪩💅TWINKle toes 🕺🏻🧍‍♂️🪩 and🍆STRAP🍆 in for a WILD 🥵👅RIDE🍆💦❕BOTTOMS🫵🏼👖will get POUNDED👊🏼💪🏽til they TASTE👅THE 🌊RAINBOW🌈and TOPS🎭will DICK 🍌DOWN ⬇️👄every QUEER🧚👯‍♀️they’re NEAR👀❗️SCISSOR✂️and STRAP🪢 👀till that PUSSY💦go FAP🫦! BISEXUALS⁉️are GAY🌈👨‍🎤this month🗓️ and THEY/THEMs🤵🏻🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️🤵🏻‍♀️will be getting their🍑CHEEKS/CLAPPED👏 😌Being STRAIGHT🚫🙅‍♂️🤯❌is ILLEGAL👮‍♀️🚓👮‍♂️until FURTHER NOTICE🚨‼️Send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your🌈RAINBOW🌈RAILERS🚂🚂! If u 🫵🏼get 0️⃣ back ⬅ take your 👉 STRAIGHT 👩‍❤️‍👨👫⛪️ASS 🍑 HOME 🏡! If u get 5️⃣ back 🔙 your just an 😐 ALLY 🤝😱!!! If u get 🔟 back ⬅ ur 🫵OFFICIALLY 👩‍⚖️📈SLAYING ⚔️🤺💋 ALL😳 OF JUNE!!!! 🗓️🌈🏳️‍⚧️If u get 2️⃣0️⃣ back 🔙 ur 🫵 SERVING 🍽️💅🤌 CUNT 💋🦪🥵TAKING POPPERS 💊💉and 🍑FUCKING ♋️in that RAINBOW PARADE 🏳️‍🌈 🥳🌈💃🏳️‍⚧️ 
            🚨ALERT🚨 🔊 🚨ALERT🚨

🏳️‍🌈PRIDE MONTH🏳️‍🌈💰 HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN.📆✅ IT IS NOW 👎 ILLEGAL🚫⛔ TO BE STRAIGHT.👫🤮 YOU ARE NO LONGER 🤯😠 ALLOWED TO:

❌🙅‍♀️WEAR SHORTS 🩳 BELOW THE KNEE 🦵

❌🙅‍♀️PLAY 😈 DEVILS ADVOCATE 🙋 IN YOUR POLISCI 📐 CLASS 📝

❌🙅‍♀️WATCH,👀 DISCUSS,💬 OR REFERENCE "MAD MEN" 🧑‍💼🧑‍💼

🕵️👀PLEASE REPORT 🧐 ANY SUSPECTED STRAIGHT 🤵❌👰 ACTIVITY TO THE KGBT🕵️🌈 SO AUTHORITITTIES🍈🍈 MAY ENFORCE 💦CUMPLIANCE💦 WITH ALL 💅YASS QUEEN 💃 REGULATIONS.📄📃

SEND📤THIS TO 🔟 FELLOW TITIZENS👯 TO INFORM THEM OF THEIR WIG💇‍♀️ SNATCHING💫🦱 QUOTA. GET 0️⃣ BACK 🥲😵‍💫AND SCOTUS👨🏻‍⚖️👨🏻‍⚖️ WILL SAY 💁‍♀️ "BYE FELICIA!" 💃 TO YOUR CUNTSTITUTIONAL📄 RIGHT TO 👬💍👭 MARRIAGE. SICKENING,🤢 NO? GET 5️⃣ BACK 😚😉 AND YOU'LL BE A 🌮WHOREDITA CRUNCH🌯 AT DRAG 👩🏼‍🎤👩🏻‍🎤👩🏿‍🎤QUEEN BRUNCH,🍴 BROUGHT TO YOU BY 💸💲 TACO BELL: LIVE MÁS! 🔔GET 🔟 BACK 😳🤩 AND WE'LL JUST GIVE YOU ELLEN'S 👦🏼NEWLY VACATED 🏃💨 TIMESLOT.📺 SLAY, MAMA! 💃🕺

THIS MESSAGE💌 BROUGHT TO YOU 💶💴💷 BY OUR PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈💰 SPONSORS: 🍆COCKHEAD🍄 MARTIN✈️, 👨‍❤️‍👨GAYTHEON👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩, AND BOOBS 🍈🍈 ALLEN HAMILTON 😜😘🔥🔥
            Hey you queer! 🤪Its fucking pride month 📆 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 that 💯 means you're not 😠 allowed 🙅🏻‍♀️ to be straight 🌈 😤😤 It’s time to 🔨🔨 POUND ASS and 🤪🤪 lick pussy 🍑🍑🍑 so hard it makes it to RU PAULS DRAG RACE 💃🏾 😫😫and listen to LADY GAGA 🎵🎤 while you ram that 🤪💦🏎 FAST CAR right into a WET HOLE 💦💪😭🤪After u SUCK SOME DICK 👅🍆 then it’s time to get your gay 🏳️‍🌈 ass to brunch🥓🥞 !!! All month we’re here and we’re fucking queer!!!!!!👩🏾‍🤝‍👩🏿👨🏽‍🤝‍👨🏾👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻👨🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 TAKE POPPERS 💊 and getting FUCKED 😫💦 in the PARK TONIGHT 🤪😫🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🤼‍♀️🥳💦💦
            Hi Gay👨‍❤️‍👨! Happy Pride🏳️‍🌈 Month, we are sashaying 💃 away with deals 🤑! This month 🗓at the butter 🧈 shop 🛒, we’re running a special deal 🆓. If you can prove that you’re queer 🌈, you get 3 pints🍺 off your first 🥇 your choice of creamed💦, chucked🤮, or drowned 🌊 butter 🧈 . And if you do mouth👄 stuff, you get 4️⃣. WE LOVE GAY❤️🏳️‍🌈! And it’s awesome. So come visit ✈️ . And we also make candles 🕯 now, wouldn’t a candle 🕯 be nice for gay 🏳️‍🌈 stuff, in the bedroom 🍆💦, or just hanging 🪂out. YEA we would, hey wouldn’t your partner 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 want butter 🧈 ? From the original old maid’s home 👵🏽🏠 . We’ve been making butter since 1️⃣9️⃣4️⃣5️⃣., and we’ve been accepting all people since… the last 4️⃣ months. SO YEA, we’re gagging 😝 for you to come take a taste of Cecily’s butter 🧈 🛍Shop. My friend’s mom 🤰🏳️‍🌈 I think is, I think is gay. So… we think its cool!  Turn it off 📴Willard.
            Its fucking pride month 📆 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 that 💯 means you're not 😠 allowed 🙅🏻‍♀️ to be straight 🌈 😤😤 we will ‼️ not be accepting anyone 🚶‍♂️ who 👋😂 identifies as heterosexual 😒😒 until 💦 the 1st of july 🎆🎇1️⃣6️⃣ all shall be persecuted by 😈 law 😱 😡😡 jk rowling has been 👏 allowed to choose 📥📥 who is gay 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 👩‍👩‍👧‍👧😍😍 and this will stay the same 🙂👍👍👍👍 for 💗 the rest of your 😝 life 👨‍🦳🧑‍🦳💓 😝😝 bisexuals are okay 🙄🙄 but you're on 🔛 thin fucking 🍆😡 ice 🍨 ❄❄ don't 🙅‍♂️ think 🤔 that you are safe 🌺 😥😥 we will be ✅ after your 😍thicc ass 🍑 if you 😀 show 🎉 any signs ⚠️ of affection towards the other 😖 sex 🍆 😠😠
            🚨ALERT🚨 🚨ALERT🚨

PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈 MONTH🗓 IS OFFICIALLY OVER❌

MEN ♂️ AND WOMEN ♀️ OF THE NATION🇨🇮🇧🇼🇧🇿🇨🇲🇧🇷🇨🇨🇨🇲🇨🇰🇨🇫🇨🇮🇫🇰🇪🇦🇪🇹🇫🇮🇩🇯🇫🇲🇭🇲🇬🇵🇮🇪🇮🇱🇮🇲🇬🇹🇮🇴🇭🇰🇬🇾🇲🇵🇱🇷🇲🇴🇲🇨🇱🇻🇲🇱🇲🇱🇳🇮🇵🇭🇴🇲🇳🇺🇴🇲🇳🇪🇵🇪🇵🇫🇳🇦🇸🇭🇸🇽🇶🇦🇸🇬🇶🇦🇸🇪🇸🇸🇸🇽🇸🇭:

IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO BE #GAY 🏳️‍🌈 ANYWHERE ON STRAIGHT📏 MOTHER EARTH 🌎🌐🌍🌏

BISEXUALS MUST HEAD TO YOUR NEAREST GOVERNMENT BUILDING 🎟 AND RECEIVE A "Bi-Ticket Admission Allowance System Check in Mark" TO BE PUT UNDER EXAMINATION 🔍 TO DETERMINE IF YOU ARE TO BE LEFT IN THE GENE POOL. 🤽‍♂️🤽‍♀️

THE 🏳️‍🌈❌GAYSTAPO❌🏳️‍🌈 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️🚔🚔 WILL BE INSPECTING ALL RESIDENTS🏘 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺 TO SEARCH FOR ANY GAY ACTIVITY

ANY HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY CAN WARRANT ARREST🔒👮‍♂️OR POSSIBLE ☠DEATH☠ PENALTY

STAY VIGILANT AND STRAIGHT📏📏❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌
            🚨🚨ALERT CUTIES 🌈🌈 it's PRIDE MONTH ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 and that means PARTIES 🎊 and PARADES 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 don't forget to be HOT 🥵🥵 but wear SUNSCREEN 🧴 on any EXPOSED SKIN 🍑🍑 including your ARMPITS 👃 HAIR PART 🪮 and EARS 👂👂 bring WATER 💦💦 and SALTY SNACKS 🥨🥨 watch out for HEATSTROKE 🔥🔥 and HEAT EXHAUSTION 🤒🤒 if you're on OPIODS, ANTIDEPRESSANTS or SPIRO 💊💊 you may be EXTRA SENSITIVE 😨😨 to the SUN 🌞🌞 check your MEDICATION 🏳️‍⚧️ SIDE EFFECTS 🩺 drink EXTRA WATER 💧 if you're drinking ALCOHOL 🍾🍺🥃🍷 stay SAFE 🛟 stay SEXY 😍 
            ALERT ALERT🚨‼️🔔GAY 🪩is BACK 🔙in STYLE 🕺this JUNE🦄🌈🏳️‍🌈 this means YOU 🫵are REQUIRED 💪👮‍♂️ to be GAY‼️🧑‍❤️‍💋‍🧑👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 ALL MONTH 📆 true ALLIES 👯 will add a P🍆to the LGBT💅CUM one☝️CUM all🗣️to the PARADE🏳️‍🌈of DICKS🍆and TRICKS👅BOTTOMS👖will get POUNDED🤜til they TASTE👅THE RAINBOW🌈and TOPS👕DICK DOWN ⬇️👄every QUEER🧚you’re NEAR👬SCISSOR✂️and STRAP 👀till that PUSSY💦go THWAP💥run a TRAIN🚞thru some TRANS🏳️‍⚧️RIM🍹a guy💖named JIM🧝THEY/THEM🫃will get their🍑CHEEKS/CLAPPED👏BISEXUALS⁉️are GAY👨‍🎤this month🗓️FLIRT🫦and SQUIRT 🌊with the GAYS🎉and THEYS👉👌DRAG QUEENS👸TUCK🧜‍♂️and FUCK🍌SLAY💄some GAY BUSSY🥵BEING STRAIGHT🧔‍♂️is ILLEGAL🚔👮‍♀️👮‍♂️👮until FURTHER NOTICE 🚨GET FRUITY 🍒🍓🍇🍎🍉🍊🍋🍍🍏🍐🥝🥭🫐and GET FUCKING🎉🎊🎀 send to 🔟 deviant👹little HOMOS🧔‍♀️and you’re PRIDE ROYALTY👑👸🤴🫅HAPPY PRIDE💋👄👀👅🫵🙏🖕👉👌✊🥵😳👨‍🎤🧑‍🎤👩‍🎤🧝🧚🧚‍♂️🧚‍♀️🫃💆‍♂️🕺💃👬👭👩‍❤️‍👩💑👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💏👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🍑🍌🎟️🎉🎊🎀🍒🍓🍇🍎🍉🍊🍋🍍🍏🍐🥝🥭🫐 
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            My friend only plays Mo & Krill

              Someone posted a rant on the Deadlock sub of his friend that only plays Mo & Krill and the post instantly became a meme.

               My friend only plays Mo & Krill 

I wish this was a joke, I really do but I have to vent somewhere. I play Deadlock with two other people (sometimes three) but one of them consistently and always picks Mo & Krill. He never plays any other hero - no, he refuses to play another hero. We are always joking about it but it's seriously starting to piss me off. The stupidest thing is that whenever he manages to get a kill (he averages 4/6/7 like every match) he screams at the top of his lungs "MOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAND KRIIIIILL". Me and the other friends I play with genuinely do not know what to do anymore. He always farms lane but somehow manages to only have 12k souls at the end of a 35 minute game. After the laning phase he just disappears into jungle and we do not see him (I do not count the times he spins up from the ground not anywhere close to any enemies). I am seriously starting to consider playing another game or trying to convince him to play any other character but he won't listen. He has 20 hours playtime and he has never played any other hero. What can I do?

              Paradox

              My friend only plays paradox

I wish this was a joke, I really do but I have to vent somewhere. I play Deadlock with two other people (sometimes three) but one of them consistently and always picks Paradox. He never plays any other hero - **no,** he *refuses* to play another hero. We are always joking about it but it's seriously starting to piss me off. The stupidest thing is that whenever he manages to get a kill (he averages 6/9/7 like every match) he screams at the top of his lungs **"WHERE ARE YOU GOING".** Me and the other friends I play with genuinely do not know what to do anymore. He always builds echo shard but somehow manages to never participate in urn fight souls in a 35 minute game. After the laning phase he just disappears into jungle, with the occasional ganks with missed ultra coming from our headsets, and we do not see him (I do not count the times he presses 4 in a big crowd of enemies and dies immediately). I am seriously starting to consider playing another game or trying to convince him to play any other character but he won't listen. He has 20 hours playtime and he has never played any other hero. What can I do?