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This is fucking Rocket League right here

    Its a variant of the “Thats football right there” copypasta but changed to Rocket League.

    This is fucking Rocket League right here. None of that pansy ass dick tugging style for the replay bullshit. Players whiff, players ball chase, players backflip when they try to fast aerial. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Rocket League is back baby.

    No, you’re NOT a gamer

      12 year olds on XBox live when you kill them:

      From a Reddit post by u/Username6273 back in 2019. The original didn’t had a lot of traction but people reposted it as a parody which eventually made it into a meme.

      No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

      Im looking for a bento box

        This is a really old copypasta that came from 4chan but never went big. Only real OGs would remember it.

        AKA the Bento Box copypasta, it originally came from a post by niu-niu in Something Awful forum back in 2003. The post became a meme due to its satirical nature of weeb culture (not intended) and got reposted to sites like Yahoo Answers and 4chan mid 2000s.

        An archived version can be found on Tumblr. 

        Posted by niu-niu,  Feb 22, 2003 15:46
        Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii (cute)). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
        And it HAS to be by paypal. Please contact me at msn messanger at [email protected] or e-mail me there. You can also reply here but i would rather if you would message me, because it's just faster that way and i dont think i would check this topic alot
            remember:

    cant be pink or any girly color
    has to be small
    has to be of 2 or more compartments
    cant be made of plastic
    cant have drawings of cartoons (it can have cute lil designs though)
    should come with matching chopstick holder (with chopsticks)
    should be of cute shape like an oval
    transaction must be through paypal
    cant be more than 20 dollars
     

    THANKS IN ADVANCE!!!      

    *PS. I know it might seem like im asking for alot but bento boxes come in ALOT of different shapes and stuff... i saw one JUST like the one im asking here on e-bay for a buy it now price of 15, BUT IT ONLY HAD ONE COMPARTMENT!!! I WANT 2 or MORE!!

        Whoever watches Gen Z ( ¯ ︶ ¯ ) Will never change (＾▽＾)

          Its a copypasta reply by users using the social media feature in Neverness to Everness (NTE)

          Whoever watches Gen Z ( ¯ ︶ ¯ )
Will never change (*＾▽＾*)
Because they know how great “Red” is (≧▽≦)
You’re now one of the lucky ones (★ ω ★)
You can now mog normies with your superior taste! (*´w`*)

          Burger Bangor

            Its an unhinged Indonesian post about the siblings in Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ) engaging in incest sex. The post states that questioning the siblings’ relationship is as pointless as questioning the marketing strategy of Burger Bangor being perpetually in 40% discount. 

            Ini sodara MC ZZZ ini pasti ngeseks, gak ada cerita mereka gak main sembunyikan ular piton abang tiap malem. Gak ada yang nanya di game soalnya itu sebodoh nanya "kalo burger bangor enak kenapa mereka diskon 40% mulu?" jawaban nya sudah jelas. Kalo lu keluar tengah malem lu bisa liat lampu toko nya masih nyala, mereka masih buka tapi gak ada pelanggan, kenapa? yah dari luar lu bisa denger bunyi kayu reyot nabrak tembok: "cekit cekit jedug cekit cekit jedug jedug", orang udah tahu tuh lu bunyiin bel nya harus nunggu 15 menit terus salah satu dari dua bersaudara ini turun, keringetan, ngaku AC nya rusak, tiap lu ke sana rusak mulu, selang nya gak bener kali masang nya. Toko gak bisa maju soalnya tiap bulan ganti rangka kasur, jebol terus. Yah adek nya cantik imut, abang nya ganteng keren, wajar aja ditinggal berdua langsung bertumbuk diatas kasur. Lu pisahin taro di ujung belahan dunia berbeda kayak nabi adam ama hawa juga ini berdua bakal balik lagi dalam 80 hari, terus kembali bertumbuk. 
            These Zenless Zone Zero MC siblings are definitely having sex, there is no way they aren't playing 'hide the brother's python' every single night. Nobody asks about it in-game because doing so is as stupid as asking, 'If Burger Bangor is so delicious, why are they always on a 40% discount?' The answer is already obvious.

If you go out in the middle of the night, you can see the shop lights are still on; they are still open but there are no customers. Why? Well, from the outside, you can hear the sound of creaky wood smashing against the wall: 'creak creak thud creak creak thud thud.' People already know that if you ring the doorbell, you have to wait 15 minutes before one of the siblings comes downstairs, drenched in sweat, claiming the AC is broken. Every time you go there, it's always 'broken'—maybe the hose wasn't installed correctly.

The shop can't make any business progress because every month they have to replace the bed frame; it keeps getting smashed through. Well, the little sister is cute and pretty, and the older brother is handsome and cool—it's only natural that the moment they're left alone together, they immediately start pounding on the mattress. Even if you separate them and put them on opposite ends of the world like Adam and Eve, these two would find their way back to each other within 80 days and go right back to pounding.

            Trump on Mexico losing to England

              Written by u/kcat__, its a parody of what Trump would have said after Mexico lost to England 2-3.

              The... English 🫲🫱, they call them. You've heard of them, the ENGLISH—great people, amazing people. The kind of people we should want in our country. Sleepy Joe Biden brought in BILLYUNS and BILLYUNS of criminal illegal aliens—from asylums, from mental institutions, and now they're EATING THE DOGS. They're EATING THE CATS.

But as we see today, Mexico are LOSERS 🫲🫱 I wouldn't know what that's like, quite frankly—Donald J. Trump is a WINNER, and it was quite obvious that Mexico would lose—England lost too, but that was quite some time ago, we called it... Independence. Independence Day, we call it. All the big people come up to me and they say, "Sir, just yesterday was the 4th of July, where America celebrates beating England and becoming free... Thank you for making the 250th birthday of this country so great"—and I say, "you're very welcome, and under Donald J. Trump we will shoot all the fireworks. Chyna could never shoot this many fireworks, believe 🫲🫱 me. Nobody has ever seen this many fireworks in one place".

England got a red card too, they tell me. Someone called Quansah—KWANZAA, it sounds like to me. Nobody knows Kwanzaa better than me, believe me 🫲🫱. I've done more for the black Americans than anyone. Nobody's ever seen this much winning by the blacks. They're all coming up to me with tears in their eyes and they're saying "Sir, under Obama we were never winning this much, under Biden we were LOSING—losing, they call it—but under you we are winning", and I say "It's the least I can do", but then, can you believe it! They say, "Sir, but the winning, it's starting to get too much, and we can't handle it, and we need you to slow down the winning. We can't deal with this level of winning", and I say "I get what you're saying, I really do. But we can't stop the winning. The winning will continue".

Our GLORIOUS American team played against... Bosnia. Bosnia, they call it, and some other name I won't try to say. And we played GREAT. We knocked their socks off, America did—but the ref, corrupt ref, believe me, I know corruption, he gave our beautiful player Balogun—and by the way, no one has done more for guns than me. Kamala would have taken your guns, folks, believe me. People came up to me with tears in their eyes and they pleaded with me, "sir, Kamala, she's taking the guns, she's taking the bullets", and I said "under my administration, you have nothing to fear". Bullets—i know a lot about bullets, believe me. I was shot twice, in the ear in fact. Sleepy Joe Biden never took a bullet for this country. Balogun took a red card for this country.

So the black community, they come to me with desperation and they say "sir 🫲🫱, we know we said were tired of winning, but we need you to help us win again, Balogun has gotten a red card and that means he can't play against Belgium". They tell me it was a corrupt radical left ref—believe me, I know all about it. Radical left democrat judges making corrupt decisions is nothing new to me. So I called up my friend, Infantino... Infantino, they call him. No one knows about infants more than me 🫲🫱, believe me. So I call him, and I say, "you have a radical left referee on your team, and he's trying to destroy America. I can't have this, Gianni". And he said, with tears choking his voice, "yes sir. We'll look into this". And he did the right thing. And he reversed the card. That's more than Sleepy Joe Biden did. He never did the right thing and conceded when I won the 2020 election.

And the black folk came to me, with tears gushing down their cheeks, and they said "sir, you've saved us. Thank you for bringing black America back from the grave" and I said "it's just what I do".

But they needed my help again, and they said "sir, what you did with Balogun was amazing. Kamala could never do such a thing. But another radical left Western-hating ref gave Quansah a red card, and we need your help". England needs my help, can you believe that! Keir starmer was not so nice, he wouldn't help me. So I was going to refuse. But then Kier Starmer left—good riddance, believe me 🫲🫱—so I started thinking about it. I'll let you know what happens, but we'll do the right thing.

Sleepy Joe Biden, he never did the right thing. I won 2020, and those radical left judges, they helped him steal it. Autopen Joe, I call him.