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I’m sick of Flutterpage.

    By u/XxLucidDreamzxX, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Flutterpage from Reverse: 1999.

    I'm sick of Flutterpage. I try to play Lucy. My Flutterpage deals more damage. I try to play Jiu. My Flutterpage deals more damage. I try to play Lilya. My Flutterpage deals more damage. I want to play Beryl. Her best team has Flutterpage. I want to play Liang Yue, Nautika. They both want Flutterpage.

She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her p1. She isn't satisfied. I give her Aurora After Winter. "I don't need this much attack." She tells me. "Give me more crit damage and PEN." She grabs Marsha and forces her to convert excess crit rate. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with On The Hand of Time."

I can't buy OTHOT, I don't have enough Thoughts. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs the sheets. She says "Laundry time." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, unstoppable fua damage. What a cruel world.

    I’m so Tired of LoO

      By u/LeafySoul, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Lord of Order from AdventureQuest Worlds.

      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Loo. I try to play Frostval Barb. My LoO deals more support. I try to play SC. My LoO deals more Support. I try to play AP. My LoO deals more support. I want to play /timeinn Ultras. The best comp has LoO. I want to play Ultra Dage, Nulgath. They both want LoO.

LoO grabs me by the throat. I grind for her. I get forge for her. I give her the 30% weapon. She isn't satisfied. I get 51% Weapon. "I don't need this much DMG" She tells me. "Give me more Ultras Comp." She grabs SC and forces him to throw himself off the comp. "You just need to build around me more. I can deal more buff with AP."

I can't swap for another class, I don't have enough play time on other classes. I grab my SC. My party declines. "Guess this is the end."My party grabs the other member. She says "Party, private Room." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, Meta Comp. What a cruel World.

      In the fealty of the God-Emperor and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I hereby sign the death warrant for this entire world

        The line came from Dawn of War II: Retribution during the Exterminatus of Typhon Primaris.

        In the fealty of the God-Emperor and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I hereby sign the death warrant for this entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May the Imperial justice account in all balance. The Emperor protects
        We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In the fealty of the God-Emperor and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I hereby sign the death warrant for this entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May the Imperial justice account in all balance. The Emperor protects.

        i remember having a tinder date come over, we agreed to netflix and chill; interstellar was the movie i picked

          i remember having a tinder date come over, we agreed to netflix and chill; interstellar was the movie i picked. she didn't want to watch a movie. she wanted to bang, but i picked up 0 signals, making her sit through the entire film, pausing intermittently to turn to her and say "this is how relativity actually works". after the film was over she still wanted to bang, god bless her, and i was unable to produce an erection. after several minutes of failed copulation, she said she needed to go home. i walked her to the door and told her "thank you". it really is a good film.

          Chinese woman have recognized the wealth many of these individual farm owners hold since covid era

            Well it's Mississippi, some of their richest and poorest did not finish high school because their future is dependent entirely on whether their family survived through all sorts of farm crisis and contract dispute rather than education and getting a job. As long as these farms maintain contracts with big agriculture and US government has their back, the only thing they stress about is what car to buy.

Also side note, Chinese woman have recognized the wealth many of these individual farm owners hold since covid era. My wife has showed me videos on that shitty China little red book app where you have actual Chinese hoes(like worked in AMP equivalent in China or freelance escorts) teaching people how to attract them midwest cowboys. Just have to "act traditional(easy), praise your men regularly(easy), give him chance to showoff his manliness(easy), ensure they're well fed(easy to hard since it depends if they like cook), and put out for your man hard", them farmers easily get folded by the tight Chinese pussies which are practically fresh and unused after the first 3 inches anyway so I feel like they're doing too much

            I’m just gonna say it, sticks were a mistake.

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              I'm just gonna say it, sticks were a mistake. As soon as primitive man invented sticks, everything became an arms race that led to where we are now. There was no attempt made to regulate them either. Any random ape could just walk into a jungle, grab a stick, and then use that stick to kill 6 other apes. We could've had peace, but we chose sticks instead.