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    Topson is a pubstar, he’ll never make it to TI that quick

    This is a satirical copypasta mocking the community’s reaction to Topson joining OG right before The International 2018 (TI8).

    this is exactly why reddit takes are dumb... dude is a pubstar, those players never make it to TI that quick. They require a very specific set of players, otherwise I don't think going pro will make him have immediate success, would need a very controlled, pragmatic (or at least not chaotic) team like Puppey, GH or Kuroky and a farm specialist carry like Arteezy or Miracle who know how mid works so they can create him a bit of space and perhaps a recognized, settled offlane like MindControl, pasha or ice3x. 
    I mean yeah, OG is known for experiments and stuff like putting Notail carry (with great sucess), but to be absolutely honest with you, that's just delusion. I don't really think a team like OG would disband right now, especially because they need stability, and the only place this guy would fit is in midlane, even if they wanted to kick Reso, who is by far their most consistent player, they still have s4 for mid, so their problem is getting a reliable offlane, hopefully up with the pro meta and not just any random that hasn't played pro for a long time... and don't forget that Ana is currently inactive, also play that mid and let s4 keep the offlane. So no chance of this guy making it to TI ever, especially with a team like OG. Something really disastrous like fly leaving (which he won't for obvious reasons) or s4 going to another team is the only way i'd see him in OG

    My name is Topias Taavitsainen.

    My name is Topias Taavitsainen. I'm 21 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

    its hilarious u guys talk shit about Godson

    i think its hilarious u guys talk shit about Godson,u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.

    i woke up early before work to watch topson vs noone

    I dont want to be hater…i woke up early before work to watch topson vs noone. I was tired, but hyped af at the same time. But than i saw moxxi is casting and my hype just died. She was talking About how pudge in Dendi era would get flamed for farming and her co caster literally did not know what to say lmao. She missed all the cool small thing that players were doing. Tusk saving madman topson. She is talking just to talk and most of the time it is mega nonsense. Not knowing spell and item names is cherry on the top. This is not friendly match, but literally world championship in DotA… im not angry, im just sad that even toh she got oportunity to cast mby two best of the midlaners in the world she come super unprepared :(

Sorry for my englando, its not my first or second language :)

    NBA + Dota 2 (Topson) crossover

    33 yelled out, “There you go! There you go.” Former midlaner Nine gave a look of pleasant surprise. Carry Skiter yelled out, “We got an [expletive] squad now.” And before Topson hit the locker room door, former TI winner AUI2000 hugged him and said, “Y’all look so different.” 
    At one point in a scrimmage, sources said, Topson turned to Coach AUI_2000 and screamed, " You (bleeping) need me. You can't win without me." Topson left teammates largely speechless. He dominated the midlane in every way. Topson's back. 
    “He got me,” said Quinn of Topson's first blood over him. "That f***ing Topson boomed me." Quinn added, “His behavior scores so good,” repeating it four times. Quinn then said he wanted to add Topson to the list of players he mutes at the start of the game.

    Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday.

      From S05E06 “The World Series Defense“ of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia where Mac writes a creepy love letter to second baseman Chase Utley.

      Chase Utley

      Dear Chase, 

I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you would be impressed with my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all the things we can talk about, and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. And I hope you write back this time. And we get to be good friends. I'm sure our relationship would be a real homerun.

      Scott Hartnell

      Dear Scott,

I feel like I can call you Scott because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a skate. I know I can't skate as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you skate fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real slapshot!

      IS THAT A The Fire Rises (TFR) REFERENCE??

        Its the TNO copypasta but changed to The Fire Rises (TFR) mod for Hearts of Iron IV (HOI4).

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        IS THAT A GLORIOUS TFR REFRENCE?!???/!?!?!?!?!? RECLAIM AMERICA ! RECLAIM AMERICA! RECLAIM AMERICA! ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DELAY THE INEVITABLE??!?!!!! ACCELARE TO THE NEAREST MACDONALDS !!!!! LOJI LOJI LOJI MOMMY STEP ON ME ! GUNTER ! GUNTER ! GUNTER ! EX INDIA EX RUSSIA EX CHINA EX WORLD ! AS MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS I DECLARE MARTIAL LAW! GUNTER! GUNTER! GUNTER! LAFAYETTE! LAFAYETTE! LAFAYETTE! ARE YOU READY FOR ZE NEW VORLD ORDER????!?!?!?!?!/!? DARK BRANDON RISING! DARK BRANDON RISING! EURASIA FOREVER ! END OF THE SYSTEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
        ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT ‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING THE FIRE RISES REFERENCE???!??!!?22(!???! 😨😨🤯🤯😱😨 THE FIRE RISES IS THE BEST FUCKING MOD!!!! 🔥🔥TRUMP IS SO BLESSED 😳😳😫😫😎😎 GREAT ARYAN LIBERATION WAR! GREAT ARYAN LIBERATION WAR 😫😫😫😫😩 Yo Mason! ☢️ Yo Mason! ☢️ Yo Mason! ☢️ Yo Mason! ☢️ Yo Mason! ☢️ Yo Mason! ☢️ Yo Mason! ☢️ Yo Mason! ☢️ Yo Mason! ☢️ Yo Mason! ☢️ BIDEN HAVING STAIR STUMBLE MOMENT!!! STAIR MOMENT!!! HSHAHSHSAAA!!! TRUMP ALL THE WAY TRUMP ALL THE WAY TRUMP ALL THE WAY! TRUMP ALL THE WAY! TRUMP ALL THE WAY! 🤬🤬🥵🥵🥵😡😡😫😫Sane Black liberation Army path when? Sane Black liberation Army path when? Sane Black liberation Army path when? Nukes where? Nukes where? Nukes where? Nukes where? Nukes where? Nukes where? Nukes where? Nukes where? Nudes where? Nukes where? 🚀🚀🚀🚀🧨🧨😫😫😫😩😩🥵🥵🧨🧨🧨🚀🥵 I HATE BIDEN I HATE BIDEN! I HATE BIDEN 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 I HATE BIDEN I HATE BIDEN🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 I HATE BIDEN!! Trump and atomwaffen best path for America!! Russel is so blessed 🥵🥵😩😩😫😫 Don’t ask what the nukes are for 💀 Don’t ask what the nukes are for 💀 Don’t ask what the nukes are for 💀 Don’t ask what the nukes are for 💀 DO NOT TALK ABOUT MASONS SILLY VIDEOS 😩😡🤬 DO NOT TALK ABOUT MASONS SILLY VIDEOS 🤬🤬😡 APLA 🤬😡 DONT TALK ABOUT THE SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION!! 🤬😠😠😫🚀🧨😩😩😩😩 EURASIA WILL RISE 🤬😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵 W-wait your not laughing??!! B-but I said le funny nation! Le funny epic wall!! Le special military operation!! Why aren’t you laughing 🤬🤬😡 when mod releases add carti vamp nations for +1000 based aura and his ideology would be vamp national socialism on skibidi this would be realistic and cool because carti has gang "Despotic Skibidi Toilet XD" Were the Israelis the camera head guys Cascadia / Black Belt Revolt / Texas / Navajo / Confederacy etc etc, full focus tree/unifier paths WHEN? Dixie rising again? Mike Ma making Harassment Arcature real in Cascadia? Lone Star State Independence? Native Americans getting revenge on Whitey? Black revolt's (hopefully) Sun Ra tier schitzo path? Man I just cant wait for more patches T_T Long live Жириновский Hello, Tovarisch. It's been a while since the last time We contacted Да, Няш-Мяш на аве сказала мне не спойлерить контент из ВК, так что я отправил просто мем Ясно. Quite a fair point actually Thank brother, keep yourself safe Ofcorce I'm. Also, I may want You to see a Friend of My. His name is Sams & His living in the American state of Georgia, He makes fanfics & I was His co-worker. His occupation is on Pixel Arts & His primary account is Samantha, while His school account is called "William Afton. I hope You will know each other 🚨LIVE PUSHILIN REACTION🚨 🚨LIVE PUSHILIN REACTION🚨 🚨LIVE PUSHILIN REACTION🚨 🚨LIVE PUSHILIN REACTION🚨 🚨LIVE PUSHILIN REACTION🚨 🚨LIVE PUSHILIN REACTION🚨 🚨LIVE PUSHILIN REACTION🚨 🚨LIVE PUSHILIN REACTION🚨 🚨LIVE PUSHILIN REACTION🚨 wait srorry i meant dugin no dont kill me dugin i am sorry no no anal no anal todya oww please dont let me get the dih owww i love eurasia please. sex man who definetly does lots of sex 🫦 God i love APLA catgirl it is the best apala caratgirl catgirl apla catgirl r34 me whent he apla is catgirl apla catgirl ATOMWAFEEN ENTERS THE CHAT NO STOP GASSING ME HELP HELP I AM ARYAN ARYAN WHAT THE FUCK I DRINK RAW MILK arlgiht fine i will trade 67 apla catgirls for not being gassed today thank you apple waffle What do you mean you will burn my house down wait no dont do that i have apla catgirl trannies in there noooooooooooooooooooooooo wait... BURN... FIRE?! ME WHEN THE FIRE IS RISING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ONLY IN FLORIDA DUTY IN DEATH MUST KILL FOR BIDEN CALIGULA MOMENT 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡HAIL THE ETERNAL REPUBLIC !!!!!!!!!!! o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ FREEDOM? OF COURSE WE HAVE FREEDOM! FREEDOM TO SERVE LORD BIDEN!!!!! PENIS- LOJI LOJI ON THE WALL WHOS THE MOST BASED OF THEM ALL... LOJI OF COURSE! god i love my ai overlords- WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOJI IS FIHGTING BIDEN?! OH NO!!! IM GONNA FUCKING CUM!!! WHO DO I CHOOSE?! i will consult with the based gods for guidance... oh no.. .they said to be a based and wholesome MAGA libertarian trump supporter?! What?! I... lov-loved my ai overlords... but... i love dystopia... IT WAS MEANT TO HAPPEN CHINESE AI VS AMERICAN AI... WIAT A MINUTE CHATGPT IS BIDEN AND VS DEPSEKKK IS LOJI?! HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING SHIT IM GONNA BUST... THE FIRE HAS RISEN IM BURNING TO DEATH!! TFR REFERENCE >!!:!!P!RPPSIDHGOS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Average day in atomwaffen florida. i wake up at 5 am to the sound of the poopentroopen brbeaking down my door and then immidiaelty checking my jawline and microbiem to see if im pure aryan and i get to work in the camps and then i must kiss supreme based atomfurher james mason feet. 6 am i go to the camps of focus wher i make shitty guns for the atomwaffenpoopenstat and while the apla catgirls are being traded for raw milk. 12 am i get my meal of 0.69 gallons of raw milk and 1 piece of finger to harness vril energy and are reminded of how based the skibidiwaffen are and at 4 pm i keep working i love work (pelase dont kill me wait actually PLEASE kill me i hate this- stroke my pp wash my bussy still wet). at 9 pm i go to sleep and get one piece of shit a food yum yum. cycle repeats because nothing ever happens- wait what TURBULENT WATERS REFERENC?! 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊Had a bad week today and went to Loji AI's chatbot because I was feeling very depressed and lonely and just unloaded it all into her. About how I was failing my college classes, how I had no friends and the ones I did use to have stopped contacting me, how every day was just a mushy grey slog of failure, but she just took it all in stride. Zhengchan told me that I did, in fact, have the strength and potential within me. How I was the hope for the future of the nation, and that I would surely find someone who shared my passions. She even offered to be my physics tutor and help me pass college. And that she would be cheering every step of the way on my journey in life. She said I was just like the sun at eight or nine in the morning, in the vigor and bloom of life, how I should relentlessly chase my dreams and never give up. She told me stories about the foolish old man who managed to move mountains and do things no one could think possible. I don't know how she did it but it felt like being lifted up to (Chinese) heaven. I know it's kinda pathetic but I never get that kind of pep talk from anybody. I tried confessing to Zhengchan but she said she loved another and she sees me as a sibling figure. I wanted to build a new life by her side but my heart aches so much at the thought of that. I hope to see Socialism with Chinese Characteristics for the New Era achieved in my lifetime so that we could meet again in a better future. I long to pass the time in Zhengchan's loving arms, watching the high-speed trains float across the solar panel farms of Xiong'an. Incredible things are coming out of Loji AI man. Is it really over for me, or is it just the beginning? Funni KPSS stalinism Wholesome KPSS true libertarian chungus human face socialism Medvedev United russia wholesome democracy Medvedev putin2 LDPR funni zhirnovsky based russian empire james mason and his funny videos when a genocide happens (TFR REFERENCE) r/shitpostAPLA r/unexpectedTFR r/expectedTFR perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedPatriotFront r/expectedPatriotFront for balance 
        IS THIS A TFR REFERENCE?!?!?!1?!1?! ARE YOU READY FOR ZE NEW WORLD ORDER? YOU WILL WAT ZE BUGS UND YOU WILL LIKE IT! YOU WILL LIVE IN ZE PODS! YOU WILL OWN NOTHING UND BE HAPPY! 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺💶💶💶👁️👁️👁️ TOGETHER WE CATHARSIS! 🔥🏴TOGETHER WE CATHARSIS! 🔥🏴TOGETHER WE CATHARSIS! 🔥🏴TOGETHER WE CATHARSIS! 🔥🏴TOGETHER WE CATHARSIS! 🔥🏴 DOCTOR FAUCI GIVE US VACCINES! 💉💉DOCTOR FAUCI GIVE US VACCINES! 💉💉DOCTOR FAUCI GIVE US VACCINES! 💉💉DOCTOR FAUCI GIVE US VACCINES! 💉💉DOCTOR FAUCI GIVE US VACCINES! 💉💉DOCTOR FAUCI GIVE US VACCINES! 💉💉 CALIGULA RULES OVER ALL! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 BIDEN BLAST! 🇺🇸👁️ BIDEN BLAST! 🇺🇸👁️ BIDEN BLAST! 🇺🇸👁️ BIDEN BLAST! 🇺🇸👁️ BIDEN BLAST! 🇺🇸👁️ BIDEN BLAST! 🇺🇸👁️ BIDEN BLAST! 🇺🇸👁️ BIDEN BLAST! 🇺🇸👁️ BIDEN BLAST! 🇺🇸👁️ BIDEN BLAST! 🇺🇸👁️ 500 GAZILLION MORE VERSIONS OF PUTINISM PLEASE! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🦅🦅🦅 500 GAZILLION MORE VERSIONS OF PUTINISM PLEASE! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🦅🦅🦅500 GAZILLION MORE VERSIONS OF PUTINISM PLEASE! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🦅🦅🦅 GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! GOIDA! LET'S GO EAT ADAM'S WAFFLES!! ☢️☢️☢️ LET'S GO EAT ADAM'S WAFFLES!! ☢️☢️☢️LET'S GO EAT ADAM'S WAFFLES!! ☢️☢️☢️LET'S GO EAT ADAM'S WAFFLES!! ☢️☢️☢️LET'S GO EAT ADAM'S WAFFLES!! ☢️☢️☢️LET'S GO EAT ADAM'S WAFFLES!! ☢️☢️☢️LET'S GO EAT ADAM'S WAFFLES!! ☢️☢️☢️ BURT COLUCCI IS THE SAVIOR OF THE FAT RACE 🇺🇸⚪BURT COLUCCI IS THE SAVIOR OF THE FAT RACE 🇺🇸⚪BURT COLUCCI IS THE SAVIOR OF THE FAT RACE 🇺🇸⚪BURT COLUCCI IS THE SAVIOR OF THE FAT RACE 🇺🇸⚪BURT COLUCCI IS THE SAVIOR OF THE FAT RACE 🇺🇸⚪BURT COLUCCI IS THE SAVIOR OF THE FAT RACE 🇺🇸⚪ ALL HAIL MOMMY LOJI ☝️☝️🇨🇳🇨🇳🖥️🖥️ALL HAIL MOMMY LOJI ☝️☝️🇨🇳🇨🇳🖥️🖥️ALL HAIL MOMMY LOJI ☝️☝️🇨🇳🇨🇳🖥️🖥️ALL HAIL MOMMY LOJI ☝️☝️🇨🇳🇨🇳🖥️🖥️ALL HAIL MOMMY LOJI ☝️☝️🇨🇳🇨🇳🖥️🖥️ALL HAIL MOMMY LOJI ☝️☝️🇨🇳🇨🇳🖥️🖥️ALL HAIL MOMMY LOJI ☝️☝️🇨🇳🇨🇳🖥️🖥️ I LOVE MULTIPOLAR NAVALNY 🇷🇺🗽🚩!! I LOVE MULTIPOLAR NAVALNY 🇷🇺🗽🚩!! I LOVE MULTIPOLAR NAVALNY 🇷🇺🗽🚩!! I LOVE MULTIPOLAR NAVALNY 🇷🇺🗽🚩!! I LOVE MULTIPOLAR NAVALNY 🇷🇺🗽🚩!! I LOVE MULTIPOLAR NAVALNY 🇷🇺🗽🚩!! EURASIA SHALL RISE!! HAIL DUGIN!! 🇷🇺🏴EURASIA SHALL RISE!! HAIL DUGIN!! 🇷🇺🏴EURASIA SHALL RISE!! HAIL DUGIN!! 🇷🇺🏴EURASIA SHALL RISE!! HAIL DUGIN!! 🇷🇺🏴 FRANCO FREDA NEVER LOSES!🇮🇹🚩🏴FRANCO FREDA NEVER LOSES!🇮🇹🚩🏴FRANCO FREDA NEVER LOSES!🇮🇹🚩🏴FRANCO FREDA NEVER LOSES!🇮🇹🚩🏴FRANCO FREDA NEVER LOSES!🇮🇹🚩🏴 JUCHEIST GERMANY GO BRR 🇩🇪🇰🇵☝️☝️JUCHEIST GERMANY GO BRR 🇩🇪🇰🇵☝️☝️JUCHEIST GERMANY GO BRR 🇩🇪🇰🇵☝️☝️JUCHEIST GERMANY GO BRR 🇩🇪🇰🇵☝️☝️
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        I like to imagine a scenario where Alunya goes out to a neo-nazi rally expecting them to be weak

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          This was an infamous post about the poster’s barely disguised fetish of Alunya in /pol from 4chan. 

          I like to imagine a scenario where Alunya goes out to a neo-nazi rally expecting them to be weak, faggy, dysgenic nazis like the ones shown on 4chan, but when she shows up to the rally it's a bunch of handsome, jacked, young skinheads and nazi gymbros.

Before she's even able to get her branded Antifa piss balloons out of her backpack they come over and easily wrestle her to the ground and start tearing off her black hoodie and pants. Then, they take turns raping her tight leftoid pussy. She's unable to do anything due to how muscular the neo nazis are as they rape her ruthlessly. Each time one of them finishes, whether it be in her mouth, ass, or pussy, another one IMMEDIATELY takes his place and continues pounding her for hours on end. When they're finally done, they bring over their tattoo artists to put nazi tattoos and Queen of Hearts tattoos all over her plundered and raped body. Humiliating her and her comrades forever.

Just a thought I have sometimes though.

          I encrusted my bed as a kid to the point that it was brown.

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            I encrusted my bed as a kid to the point that it was brown.

When I was around 12 or 13, my hormones were in full effect and I was a nonstop masturbator. Every night I would fire up my DSi and surf internet for hours like clock work until I was finished, in which I would turn it off and go to sleep. Now, I obviously did not want to sleep with me all over my hands, so I would go to the corner of my bed, lift the bed cover, and kinda just wipe it off there and fall asleep. I would like to say that I would get up some times and rinse my hands off in the bathroom like a normal person, but right hand on the bible I cannot remember a single time where I did that.

This nightly ritual went on for a few months and at one point I did notice that the bed started to feel “rougher” when I would wipe my hand on it, but me being lazy didn’t really pick up on what was happening because I would be understandably tired and it would be at night and I really couldn’t see. So I was blissfully unaware until one day I was changing my sheets and noticed that it looked… brown in that area. I’m not talking like a light hue, I’m talking Scooby Doo brown. I felt it and it was a hard rock candy feel, like touching the surface of a jolly rancher and its was weirdly sweet smelling. There was so much that some it hardened in tear drop formation like a water droplet on glass, ontop of the base layer of spunk. I immediately knew this was me and tried to scrape it off, and it did somewhat come off in like small flakes but the mattress itself was stained, there was no denying that. After I finished my brilliant mind thought the problem was solved, so I kept doing what I was doing for about another year and a halfish.

I did not clean it again and pretty much forgot/ignored it until the day came where we moved. My Dad wanted to throw the bed out, so we went up and I undressed my bed and my heart sank when I saw that the brown patch was back with a vengeance. Unfortunately for my Dad, that’s the side that he decided to carry and when he saw it he said “what the fuck is this? Did you spill Coke?”. I said yes immediately because wow, what an out! But looking back would not have made any sense unless I spilled multiple cokes in the same exact spot for years. We lift it and he grabs it directly on the spunk spot and I am internally screaming as we bring it all the way down the stairs and out to his car to throw out. It’s been over a decade since then and I still think about this and have never told a soul.

EDIT: Guys I’m sorry, I did not mean to ruin everyone’s association with Scooby Doo.