Its a WoW copypasta meant to mock the knee-jerk hype from WoW players when class rework drops on the test servers AKA Public Test Realm (PTR).
I was just on PTR. Arcane mage is back.. It's the best spec in the game.. Missiles is back.... Sunfury is GOD TIER!!!! I'm already sold!!!! I resubbed for 12 months..... ARCANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
By u/MeltSimp, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Gilberta from Endfield.
I can’t take it anymore I’m sick of Gilberta.
I want to use Ardelia, she uses too much SP. I want to use Perlica, her best team mate is Gilberta. I want to play Rossi, her best team mate is Gilberta. I want to play Laevatain, Last Rite, all their fastest clears use Gilberta. I want to roll for Mifu, Fangyi, deep down I know they both want Gilberta.
She smiles at me. She knows I skipped her. I said I didn’t like her story and she held a grudge.
“Having fun, Endmin? What a nice stash of Oroberyls you have.”
She knows I’m going to pull the moment she reruns. I farmed for her, I built Stanza for her. She knows I’m holding 120 pulls specifically for her.
She grabs my credit card. It declines. The banner is gone. I can’t pull for her anymore… I don’t even know when the next rerun is.
“Guess I’ll be taking these for safekeeping :)”, she took all the Oroberyls I stocked up. There’s no hint of mercy in her eyes, just pure 42% SP neutral Arts susceptibility.
What a cruel world. 
I can't take it anymore I'm sick of Gilberta... I try to play support Tangtang and my Gilberta has more usage, I try to play Ardelia and Gilberta has more usage, I try to play Xaihi and Gilberta has more usage. I don't even try to play Zhuang Fangyi because she also need Gilbert a in her team.. I want to play Laevatain and her best team has Gilberta. I want to play Avywenna—Yvonne they both want Gilberta. she grasped around my throat, I farm for her, I cook for her I give her potentials, she isn't satisfied I pull Camille. "I don't need another sub-dps." She tells me "give me more Arts Infliction." She grabs Rossi and forces her to throw herself at enemies. "You just need to grind for my priorities, I can solo support Rossi." I can't pull for Rossi I don't have enough Oroberyl, she grabs my credit card it declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Laevatain that she just gave buffs to in the last second, she says "Laevatain, get them!" There is no hint of sadness in her eyes nothing but pure uncontested highest usage in every CC and late game challenges up to date, what a cruel world... Why couldn't I get Gilberta from my pulls.. 
As a new player to league I kinda copied that guy caedrel's pickems Is he just an idiot? should i never copy that guys pickems? figured he was smart cause how many viewers he has but maybe he is like ohnepixel? has a lot of viewers because he is dumb and its funny to just laugh at him ?
Like honest question would i have been better Just randoming my pickems over following his choices? 
A bar walks into a man...
The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs.
The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar.
The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood.
The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily.
Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.
The copypasta is a response mocking the extreme metal community regarding the South African slam metal band XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX (usually shortened to Xavleg). It satirizes the desperate desire be “edgy” and “in the know” before completely deflating at the end with a classic hipster justification: “they’re actually pretty good.”
Bro, you ever heard of Xavleg? Their name is actually longer than that (I swear, please don’t ask me to spell out the full name, really, I promise I’m not just fucking aching for you to ask me what it means, I swear). I mean, I totally know it if you did happen to ask, but it’s not like I’m suggesting that you ask me what Xavleg is short for. It’s not like I’m waiting around here to talk about XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSSITIMIWOAMNDUTROABCWAPWAEIIPPOHFFFX (whoops looks like I slipped up and posted their whole name), but I think their name is really funny. Not that I’m suggesting that you ask me what it’s short for. Hehe. I mean... I could tell you if you were wondering, but you’d have to ask. Really, I don’t just wanna shoehorn this bands super funny and edgy name into a convo if you’re not asking (I mean, unless you are?) I just think they’re funny and the music is actually pretty good, and even though their logo is a joke logo it’s still really good and totally not a product of other hipstershit tourists, I swear if you heard the band name for yourself you’d get it. Not that I’m just bursting at the seams to namedro————Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus——ahhhh cough———-Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus.——— I cant ———Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus——-stop—-ack———-Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus.....
... uggg hipster dipshit load blown..... Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside.....)
“they’re actually pretty good.” 
AKA the “In This Moment I am Euphoric” copypasta is a post written by u/Aalewis on the atheism sub in 2013 where it was mocked for being extremely cringeworthy.
Just to be clear, I'm not a professional "quote maker". I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. That being said, I am open to any and all criticism.
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence." - Aalewis
Eh?