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Halloween👻🎃

    DICK or TREAT! 🍬 DICK or TREAT! 🍬🙏🏼 GIVE ME 🙏🏼 SOMETHING 😉 GOOD TO EAT! 🐱 👅 😈 Happy HalloWEINER 🎃 all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES 🧛🏻‼️ Now that COCKtober 🗓 has CUM 💦 to an end, the Spookiest 👻 and SLUTTIEST 😈 holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! 🎃‼️ So it’s time ⏰ for all you Bad Bitch 💁🏻‍♀️Witches 🧙🏻‍♀️to hop OFF 🙅🏼‍♀️ that broomstick 🧹 and hop 🔛 this dick! 🌽 Your mans🙋🏽‍♂️will celebrate 🎉 by MUNCHING 😋 your Laffy Taffy 🍬 and 👆🏼ButterFINGERING👆🏼😂 that PEPPERMINT 😻 PUSSY 😻 until you MOAN 😵 with Almond JOY‼️ SUCKK 🍭 his HARDDD 💪🏾 BLOW 💨 POP until he StarBURSTS 💦 his 🍯 BIT O HONEY 🍯 😈 into your JELLY BELLY! 😱🥰 This SLUT-O-WEEN 🎃 don’t 🙅🏾‍♀️ be a bore 😴........ so make sure ✔️ you DRESS 👠 like a TOTAL 💁🏼‍♀️ WHORE! 🤸🏼‍♂️😈 Send 📩 this to 6️⃣9️⃣ HALLOWEEN HOES 👯‍♀️ before MIDNIGHT 🌚 CUMS or you’ll be CURSED 🌀😱 with a NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 😭😭😭
    BOO‼️‼️👻👻😱😨😧😈👹 Guess what 🤔😱 you SPOOPY SLUT 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨☠️😨 Its the 3️⃣1️⃣st of COCK-TOBER 🍆🎃🕸🥵☠️🗓 n its time 🕕🕘 2 get 👻👻☠️☠️ S P 🅾️ 🅾️ K Y 👻👻☠️😏👀😛🤑
    
    This ⬇️💀👻 HOE-LOWEEN 🎃💀 Clear out 🧹🧽 those VAGℹ️NAL COBWEBS 🕸🕷and Put on 🦸‍♂️👮🤠 a C🅾️CKSTUME 👯‍♂️🦹‍♀️🤔 cuz when the 🌞 son ☀️👦👀 goes down 🌄🔽🌚 ur gonna get 😍 B🅾️NED 🦴🍑😫🍆 by a SKELETON 😍💀👀💦 suck 👄👅 some BIG MUMMY MILKERS 🧟‍♂️🍼💦🤤😽 n make that BLOOD 💉🩸🍹FLOW 🌊 ⬆️⬆️ INTO 🧛‍♂️ DRACULA’S 🧛‍♂️😍 D I C K‼️🍆🤤🕸🍆👄💄😏
    
    Hurry up!!! ⏰😨 Before SWALLOW-een is over 👄👄🥴🤤 SEND THIS to 67 of your ☠️FREAKIEST👻 HOES 👯‍♂️ if u want ur 🎃 Pumpkin Spice Pussy™ 🎃😋🍑 to get filled 💦 with 🍫CHOCOLATE 🤲COVERED🤲🍆 DICK!!! 🤩😍😫🤤 If u get 🔟 back your a 😳 BIG BATTY BITCH 😍🦇🥳 Get 5️⃣ back n ur a 😳Candy Corn Cunt 😋🍭 Butt if u get 0️⃣ back 😱😭 U get the Curse… 😈🔮 of the BIG.…. 😳👀 BLACK….… ⬛️🖤👀👀 Cat 🐈‍⬛😝🤪😘😘😘😘
    ⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET 👻 SPOOKY SPOOKY👻☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉PUSSY 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅 ♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉DICK 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 IMMA ☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUT🌮 I'M 👁PREPARED 💁🏼AND READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆DICK🌽 MY LEGS ARE OPEN FOR TREATING🍭🍭🍭
    ‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻 all my halloween 🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 its time to get ☠️spooky💀 this SLUToween 💦💦 you know what that means 👏 get 👊FISTED👊 by a 💀SKELETON 💀 shove✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 in your 👉PUSSY😽 and 🙅dont🙅‍♂️ forget to SUCK😩🙌 some 💏🦇DRACULA💉🧛 DICK!! 🍆🧛 every year 🗓️ in COCKtober the jack-o-slut🎃🎃🎃 comes to life 🙀👏👏🙌🏽 hes on his way 🏃‍♂️💨 to harvest 🔪🍁🍂🍃 his hoes 👯‍♀️ for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥🍆💦😫 so put on your 👗👑costumes👘👒 and go 🚪door to door 🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 for that 😍GOOD GOOD 🍑🍑!!! Make sure to 🤤 CUM 🤗🤗 join the 🧙‍♀️BITCHES COVEN 🧹🧹for some 🪄🪄HOE-CUS POKE-US!!!! 🌚👉👌we’re doin’ it 🐩🐺WEREWOLF 🦮DOGGIE 🐕‍🦺STYLE 🤫and a WHORED of 🫁🫀🧠FLESH 😏 eating ZOMBIES 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️are ready to 2️⃣ EAT DAT ASS😛🍎!!  ⚠️Send this🚨RIGHT NOW 🚨to all of your HORNY DEVILS👹 ❕and If you don’t👁👁 MUMMY’S gonna 🫲SPANK YOU 🫵 till you DIE!!! 🎃💀😵 if you get 5️⃣ back then ur a ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SKANK🌮!! If you get 🔟 back then you’re the 🙀 SLUTTY 🧙‍♀️ WITCH 💅 BITCH 🙈…… BUTT 🍑 if you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ll get 🥧🎃 pumpkin 🙌🏼💦💦💦CREAM PIED🥛😊2NIGHT!!! 
    BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS ALMOST COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃
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    ⬜🎃🎃🎃⬜🎃🎃🎃 ¡BOO! 😤😤You just got the PUMPKIN dick! 😜😜This Halloween boutta get wild for you- but only if you read this👅💦💦! You will do stuff you never thought you could this OCTOBER ♋️💉💊HOES 🙆THOTS🙋SLUTS🙅all want your dick just like they want this pumpkin dick 👅👅send this on to 69 of yo sluttiest and horniest friends or else the pumpkin dick will not be happy👀👀🙅🙅🙅HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND OCTOBER BITCH THOTS!
    ‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽
    Halloween 🎃🍁 has just ended 😢😭😭😨 you know what that means 🤔🤔🤔 ⛄⛄✡🕎❄it's time for HOENUKKAH!!✡✡🌨🌨⛄❄❄🕎🕎🕎 get ready for eight nights🌒🌒🌒🌒🌒🌒🌒🌒 of DADDY'S SHAMASH🕯🕯 up your hole!!!👅👅bake some jelly donuts 🍩🍩 and THOTkes!!!! make sure to keep that pussy LIT🔥🔥🔥 send this to 20 of your baddest MACCABITCHES 👅👄for an eight night long MIRACLE😍😍😗😗😗😙😚😥👀👀 if you don't, the greek empire will CONQUER YOUR SUGAR DADDY 😧😭😱😨😤
    
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    DOOT DOOT💀💀 HALLOWEEN IS NOW!!!! 📢📢👻 TIME TO GET SPOOKY👻🎃👻 FOR HALLOWEEN 👻👻🎃🎃 HALLOWEEN 🎃🙌🏼🙌🏼👻 GET YOUR TRUMPETS AND PRAY TO MR SKELETAL 💀💀💀🎺🎺🎺 BECAUSE🎃HALLOWEEN IS HERE 📣📣📣 GOOD CALCIUM FOR ALL DOOTS AND SPOOKS 👻👻💀🎺🎺🎺 
    ITS THE NIGHT OF WHORE-ER 🙀👻 YOU SCARY SLUTS 💀💃🏻 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃 is for BRINGING OUT your INNER HOE 😤🙋🏻‍♀️TONIGHT’S 🌌 the night to FUCK in your SLUTTIEST COSTUME 😩💅🏼 and eXXXorcise that SPIRIT 👻💦 out of HIS DEMON DICK 😈🍆🤤 make sure you keep your lolliPUSSY 🍭🌮 sweet 😋 to keep ZADDY DRACCY 🧛‍♂️ FED ALL NIGHT 🌙👅 get his BONE 🦴🍆 in you to CUMplete 😝💦 your SKELETON 💀😏 have him PAINT 🎨 your JACK-O-LUSSY 🎃 with his CUMMIES 🍆 💦and CARVE 🔪 his NAME with HIS TONGUE 😜 but WATCH OUT 👀 for that STUPID BITCH’S TEETH 🦷 🙅🏻‍♀️ if you want your BACK BROKEN 😩 by A MONSTER COCK👺🍆 TONIGHT send this 💌 to 6️⃣ of your HALLOWEEN HOES 👯‍♀️ If you get LESS THAN 2️⃣ back, only YOUR NASTY SALAD FINGERS 🤢🤮 WILL VISIT YOUR COOCHIE 🍪 TONIGHT 💀❌ If you get 3️⃣ back, YOU’LL BE SLURPING 😜 DICKS DRY 🌵 LIKE YOGURT TUBES 🍆💦😩 If you get 6️⃣ back, eXXXpect 😏 a DRACULA DONG 🧛‍♂️🍆💦 to be KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR 🚪
    🔔🚨TIGHTEN 🥴🪢YOUR SPHINCTERS, 🍑😳 IT'S HOLE-O-WEENIE‼️‼️🎃👻🦴 GREEDY 👅💦 GHOULS 👹 are prowling 🧟 for 😱SCREAM QUEENS👸 and SIZE QUEENS🥵🤏🥴 to trick 🥸 AND treat🤤 with their 😛 HARD CANDY: 🍬👏🗣️ COCKlate bars 🍫🍆😜 Nerds GROPE 🍭🤓🥴 TITkats🍈🍈👯 THREESOME Musketeers 👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👨🤗 BUTTFUCKerfingers 🧈👐 MOMMY MILKY Ways 🍼🍼🤰 and MORE 😜🙈😈 Send 📲💌 this to 🔟of your SLUTTIEST 🥵 HORNIEST💋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩HAUNTED HOES ☠️🏚️ and see 👀 who can 😱SCARE UP 👹👻 the SPOOKIEST 🤪👺SUGAR DADDY🧔🧟🖤
    THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 BOO!! Sorry did i scare you?? it's Cocktober 😈🌚 and almost SLUT-O-WEEN🎃💀👻👹 dat means ☝🏾👶🏾 me and my FUCKIN GANG 👏🏾👶🏾👶🏼👾👽 comin 4 YO CANDY🍫😋 wit dem DICKS 🍆😤💁🏾‍♂️💯 DICK OR TREAT 😔🤘🏼🔫😳 send this to 10 of your spooky 👻 hoes 💅🏾💃🏾 if you get 7️⃣ back youre a slutty witch bitch ♋️ but if you get 🔟 back youre the spookiest slut on the block 😛😈🔮💯 youve been visited by the thottie ghost!!!! 😩👻 if you dont send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😤💋 you will get NO DICK🙅🏼👋🏽🍆🚫 this Halloween 😩🎃☠️
    👻⚰️🍁HAPPY HALLOWEEN, SPOOKY SLUT! 🍂🎃‼️⚠️ 🕰️TODAY 🗓️IS THE DAY TO BUST 🍆💦OUT A FEW SPELLS 🪄💥BONE 🩻SOME SKELETONS☠️GET YOUR ASS🍑 HAUNTED BY A ✨NEW✨ BOO👻 😏👁️GAZE👁️INTO SOME 🔮BALLS 🔮AND BEG 😫STRANGERS🥸🤤 FOR SOME 👉🍩SWEET😛🌮CANDY 🍬😏🍭
    
    IF YOURE A REAL 🧙‍♀️WITCH BITCH🧞‍♂️📲SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR 🧟‍♂️GHOULIEST 🧟‍♀️💅HOES! 🏪IF YOU GET 1️⃣ BACK, YOU GET A 🫢BIG BAG OF 🌰NUTS🌰IF YOU GET 6️⃣ BACK🔙 YOURE A CERTIFIED CUM😩💦 CLOWN! 🤡🎈IF YOU GET 7️⃣OR MORE, TRICK OR TREATERS 👯🚪WONT 🙅BE THE ONLY ONES CUMMING 🍆 💦 THIS HALLOWEEN! 👽🛸
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    COckTOBER IS ALMOST OVER 😭😢🎃🎃 BUT HOEVEMBER IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER 😜💦💦🍆 GET READY TO HAVE YOUR ASS STUFFED LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY 🍑🍑🐔🐔 
    🅱️OY OH 🅱️OY, ITS COCK-💘FUCKING💘-TOBER🍆🍆🍆🍆 💀💀💀AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, ALL YOU SEXY LIL🎃🎃 HALLOWEEN HOES🙏🙏👄👅 ARE JUST 🅱️EGGING TO GET SOME OF THAT 👌GOOD GOOD 👌GHOST GOO👻👻👻👅 (EROTIC EXTOPLASM💦💦 AS ITS KNOWN IN THE 🅱️IZ)🍆🍆🍆👅 SEND DIS 2 10 OF YOURE CLOSEST 🎃JACK-O-SLUTS,🎃😘🙌🙌 IF YOU GET 0 🅱️ACC THEN YOU AINT GETTIN NOTHING WHEN YOU GO 🎃🍑🍆DICK-OR-TREATING,😫😫😫🤬 IF YOU GET 5 🅱️ACC, THEN UR A WITCH 🅱️ITCH, IF U GET ALL 10 BACK THEN GET RDY FOR THE GREAT 🎃CUM-KIN🎃 TO COME AND CHARLIE POUND THAT AUTUMN ASS 🍑🍑👌👌👌💦HAPPY COCKTOBER 🅱️OO🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️💯💯 
    💯‼️ATTENTION ALL U HALLOWEEN HOES 👻🍑🤦‍♀️GET BONED 🍖 TIL U MOAN💃BY A SKELETON TONITE💀🍆YOU’RE FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER 🙈😩AND THE DOCTOR IS IN 👨‍⚕️ YOUR BUM BIG TIME 🍆SO DUST OFF THE COBWEBS 🕸🤤 AND PAINT THOSE TITS ORANGE🍊🎃CUZ SPOOKY SLUTS OPEN ALL EIGHT LEGS 🙃🕷IF NO ONE HAS CALLED U “MUMMY” BY THE TIME THE COCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT 🙅‍♀️🕛 THEN GET READY FOR 2 MORE YEARS OF REPUBLICAN CONGRESSIONAL MAJORITY ⏳💀 SEND THIS TO 666 SINISTER THOTS OR ELSE‼️👀 (BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE DNC: DEM NAUGHTY CUNTS🤪💋) 
    💯Attention🎃all ☠️Halloween😫 whores 💦its time 🍆to get your🍑 fuck on. 💨Any 💀skeleton 👌🏼sluts,👊🏼bitch ass witches, 😷gigantic 👻titty 👻gouls, ☺️sluty snakes, 🐍dick 🍆hungry 👄devils👹, sexy super 😻woman💪🏽, 🤖horny 🤙🏻hulks🤢, clapin 🍑captains, 💦and 💯sperm thirsty 🍌vampires🌬 come to 💰 Josh’s 👌🏼house this💵 Sunday 📖for 📙bible📈 study🙏🏼bitch😎 u 💯need 🔥it 
    🔥DING DONG🫵 WITCHES 🧙 AND BITCHES 💋💋 TONIGHT 😩 GET UNDER 😏THE FULL MOON 🍑😉 AND CHOOSE 🫨 TRICK 😈 OR TREAT 🤤 TRICK A THICK 🤭🍆 WEREWOLF 🐺🪵 INTO CLAPPING 👏 THOSE JUICY 🧃PUMPKIN 🎃 CHEEKS 🍑🍑🍑 OR TREAT 😍 THAT SWEET 🍬 CANDY PUSSY 👅🍭 TO A 🧛‍♂️ VAMPIRE 🧛‍♂️ 🩸WHO WILL SUCK 😮‍💨YOUR CLIT 🥠 UNTIL YOU MOAN 🥴👻👻👻 LET A 💀SKELETON 💀💀 BONE YOU 🦴🦴🦴 UP IN YOUR RIBS 🩻 OPEN WIDE 😮 AND LET FRANKENSTEIN 🧟‍♂️ MAKE YOUR FACE 😇 HIS CREATION 💦💦😜 STICK YOUR FACE IN 🤗 AND BOB FOR ASSHOLES 🍎🍎🍎 GET ON TOP 🔝 OF YOUR BROOM 🧹 AND RIDE 🏇A MONSTER 👹 COCK 🍆🍆 SEND THIS TO 10 SPOOKY SLUTS 👻🏡 OR ELSE YOUR PUSSY 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ WILL BECOME HAUNTED 😱😱😰 
    ‼️ ATTENTION ‼️ ITS THE NIGHT OF WHORE-ER 🙀👻 YOU SCARY SLUTS 💀💃🏻 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃 IS FOR being a TRICK 😉💅🏻 to get your TREATS 🍭🤤🙋🏻‍♀️ IF YOURE A BAD 🤪 LITTLE WITCH 🧙 You’ll get DADDY DRACULAS DONG🧛🍆 Get FISTED 🤜🏻👌🏻by a TWELVE FOOT SKELETON 💀🦴 CUMplete YOUR NIGHT WITH Chucky’s 🤡 CREAMPIE CUMMIES 🥧💧shove CANDY CORN 🍬🌽 in your JACK-O-LUSSY 🎃😩 if you want to SIT ON MICHAEL MEYERS 🐒🔪MASK 🎭tonight send 💌 to 7️⃣ of your SPOOKIEST SLUTS 👻😮‍💨 if you get LESS THAN 3️⃣ back EDWARD SCISSORHANDS ✂️🙌🏻 will CARVE UP 🫨🍽️ your PUNANI 🐈🍮 if you get LESS THAN 5️⃣✋🏻 back MOSQUITOS 🦟🩸will be the ONLY thing SUCKING YOU DRY 💉🩸 if you get 7️⃣ back, PEARL ⭐️🦪 will TIE YOU UP 🪢 and FUCK YOU 🍆🍑 like the DIRTY LITTLE SCARECROW 👒🌽 you ARE 🤰🏻😮‍💨
    Boo!!👻🙈 Oh no, did I scare you CLIT-less? ✌🏻🤤 You know what day it is: WHORE-LLOWEEN 🥵 🤯Slutty COCK-tors 🧑‍⚕️ 🩺 are prescribing HEAD rest 🛌 🌝 and SEXY vampires 🧛‍♀️ want to get SUCKED for a change👅. CUM 💦 along and let’s celebrate 🎊 the thiccest PLUMPkin 🎃 SCHLONGS 🪄 at wASShington UniversiTITTY 🍑in St. LICK-US😶‍🌫️😳. The leaves 🍁 may be RED🤬 but your BALLS ⚽️ will turn BLUE 💙 this upCUMMING 🚿 HO-vember 🤧. Get ready to OPEN WIDE 👄 👀 for CANDY 🍬 , PIE 🥧 , and COCK 😏🥖. Watch out for Michael Myers 😧 tonight 👺 or his long pointy DICK 😵‍💫🦴might STAB you in the ASS ❤️‍🔥🔪 
    Martha 😳🐒 Dumptruck 🐵🚮 In the flesh 🐭 here comes the 😅cootie squad 😒 wont you 🤬 shut up heather! sorry heather 😞 look whose with her 😟😲 oh my god 😮😮😧 dang dang diggity dang dang dang 🥺😳😒dang diggity😂😵✌️😗 dang dangIt's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7️⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6️⃣9️⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸️HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY ☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉PUSSY 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅‍♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉DICK 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁️SHOW 💁🏼THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆DICK🌽
    It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY ☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉PUSSY 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅‍♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉DICK 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW 💁🏼THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆DICK🌽 BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃👻👻🎃 👻🎃👻 HOE😏😩😩👅💦💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃🎃🎃 comes to life🙀😻😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋😋 IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜
    👋hey! 💀spooky👀 sluts it’s 🍭cocktober 👅😘happy samhain 🎃 come on😋 ghouls👻grab👌 ya crystal😂 balls🔮 and hop 👉on a 😍broomsdick 🍆the 🍟veil🍟 is thin😎 tonight 🌙so protect 🌚 yourself 😈& 🍫wrap it up 🍬
    HALLOWEEN 🎃👻 means HARD CANDY 🍬🥵 🔔🚨TIGHTEN 🥴🪢YOUR SPHINCTERS, 🍑😳 IT'S HOLE-O-WEENIE‼️‼️🎃👻🦴 GREEDY 👅💦 GHOULS 👹 are prowling 🧟 for 😱SCREAM QUEENS👸 and SIZE QUEENS🥵🤏🥴 to trick 🥸 AND treat🤤 with their 😛 HARD CANDY: 🍬👏🗣️ COCKlate bars 🍫🍆😜 Nerds GROPE 🍭🤓🥴 TITkats🍈🍈👯 THREESOME Musketeers 👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👨🤗 BUTTFUCKerfingers 🧈👐 MOMMY MILKY Ways 🍼🍼🤰 and MORE 😜🙈😈 Send 📲💌 this to 🔟of your SLUTTIEST 🥵 HORNIEST💋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩HAUNTED HOES ☠️🏚️ and see 👀 who can 😱SCARE UP 👹👻 the SPOOKIEST 🤪👺SUGAR DADDY🧔🧟🖤 
    These Halloween 🎃 Hoes👯 all up ⬆️ and about 🙄🙇‍♀️ Made me 💁 real cranky 👿😡, I 💁 started to pout 😖😈
    
    "Daddy 👨🏻Daddy 👨🏻" this little princess 👸cried 😩😭 "Get me 💁 some Candy 🍭🍬🍡 to sweeten🤗 my night 🌛😴"
    
    But Daddy 👨🏻 wasn't 🙅 there 🤷‍♀️ when I opened 🔓the door 🚪 👀 Twas the 🎃 "Jack-O-Slut"🎃😱 the Halloween 👻 Whore👁👅👁!
    
    "Sweet 🍡 little 👨‍👧princess 👸" the slutty 👅 ghoul 👻 screeched😱 You 👉 must 💯 be a THOT 👯 to get halloween 🎃 treats👅🍭💦🤤
    
    "O-Kay" 🤗 said the princess 👸 she shouted🗣 with glee😜 "I'll succ 😍 you do down dry 😝" 💦🙅💦she got on her knees😈
    
    😫💦💕 1 candy 🍭, 2 candy 🍭🍭, 3 candy 🍭🍭🍭4🍭🍭🍭🍭I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟
    
    Send 🤳 this to 🔟 🎃 hoes 👯 by the end 👉 of the night 🌛💫🌚🌝 Then you too 😳 might be in 👉👌 for a dick 👄🍆 sucking 🤤fright 🙀🙈 
    Okay 👌 people 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 for 👉 all 👏 the 😬 people 👥 out 🦘 there 🔎 that 👇 celebrate 🎉 Halloween 💀 be 🐝 careful 😘 at ⚠️ that 📎 is ☝️the 🍿 devil's 👹 favorite 🙇‍♂️ holiday 🗓️ for 🥠 all 👋 the 🔗 Christians ✝️ out 👈 there 👁️ that 👏 put 🪧 pumpkins 🎃🎃 out 🔱 on 🔛 their 🦄 porch 🏠 for 4️⃣ Halloween 🦴🎃 that's 👉 a 🔂 symbolization ⚕️ or 👇 the 😳 devil 😈 into 🥴 your 😰 house 🏚️ if 👏 none 0️⃣ of 😖 you 👈 guys 👦 are 🐖 familiar 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 with 👉 Santeria 🎸 it's 👋 a 🥠 satanic 👺 evil 🦹 occult 🛑 a 🌟 lot 🍱 of 🌥️ our 🌻 American 🇺🇸🏈 holidays 📆🤙 are ✍️ tied 🪢 into ➡️ warlocks ☠️ paganism 🧝‍♀️ witchcraft 🧙🧙‍♀️ wiccas 🔮 a 👉 lot 🌌 of 🙅 people 👤 tie 👔 into 🧷 the 🎀 buying 💱 and 🪶 wearing 👘 costumes 💄 and 🤞 hanging 🏷️ bat 🦇 decorations 🎍 and 😲 skeletons 💀🦴 and 👀 have 👐 them 🤙 monsters 🧟🧟‍♀️ outside 🏕️ of 🥀 your ☄️ house 🏘️ that 👉 all 🧏 the 🌪️ ties 🪢👔 to 🥈 devil 😈 worship 💒 into 🚷 demons 👹👿 I've 🦸 been ⏳ discussing 🗣️ with 🎙️ the 👇 ex 🚪 Satanist ☪️ that ⏭️ the 🎐 devil's 👺 favorite ❣️ holiday 🤙📅 is 🚏 Halloween 💀🎃 so 🧭 a 1️⃣ lot 🥣 of 🧔 demonic 😱 stuff 🥙 happened 👨‍🏭 that's ☝️ why 🥺 the 🌱 day 🗓️ before ⏮️ they 👫 call 📢 it 🤙 Devil's 👹 Night 🌒 I 🦸‍♂️ repented 📿 for 🕓 my 🏳️‍🌈 sins 🗡️ of 👏 going 🛣️ along 🏎️ with 🙀 the 💢 holiday 📆 I 🦸 asked ⁉️ that 🛐 whoever 🎎 believes 🎱 fully 🔮 in 👉 Jesus 🇲🇽 Christ ☦️ also 👏 repent 🙇🙇‍♀️ of 💯 their 💫 interaction ↔️ with ⛓️ this 👇 evil 🦹‍♂️ holiday 🖤 yes ☑️ I 🦸‍♂️ am 😏 a 1️⃣ bible 📖 thumper 🐇 now 📇 and 📶 I 💂 am 🌞 proud 🌈 of 💨 it 💯 I 🦸 thank 🙏 God 🎅 for 🥦 giving 🎁 me 💝 this 👯 Awakening ⏰ this 👉 conviction ⚠️ because 😋 if ↗️ he 😮 hasn't 👎 gave 🧑‍🔧 this ℹ️ to ✌️ me 🦸‍♂️ I 👁️ would 🌳 have 😨 been 🌷 with 😝 the 👏 rest 🤢 of 🐽 the 😤 world 🌎 tied 🪢 into ↪️ a 1️⃣ cultism ⛪ witchcraft 🧹 not ⛔ even 👃 know 💬 it 🤔 may 👉 God 🎅 bless 🙏 you 💞 all 🕍 come 🎭 to ✌️ the ✨ Lord 🤴 for 😌 salvation 🆘 only 🙅 through ⏩ repentance 🙇‍♀️ in 🦟 Jesus 😵‍💫 name 🔖 amen 🙏 

    Patrick Stewart

      👨‍🦲⚡️🧠 telepathing 🎭✨🎭 all 🧠 mutant 🧠 freaks and 🚀 Starfleet 🚀 geek the cosmos has gotten a little bit darker. While we may miss 😢😿 Patrick Stewart🤧 we should celebrate that he’s getting 😇👼mutant dicked 🍆🍆 down 💦💦 in the psychic astral plane! 😇💦🍆 we’re sure he’s partying 🎊🥳🎉 with the mutant sluts 👼👼, wheeling around in Cerebro 🦽💋, and quoting Hamlet while taking back-shots in heaven!
      Send this to the naughtiest 💋 star-swept hams 💋. If you get 0️⃣ back, you’re stuck eating 🤮 synthetic rations 🥩 for eternity in the brig 🧪🔥. If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll get your own 🧪 horny telepathic hunk 🧑‍🦲👨‍🦲♿️🧪,and if you get 10️⃣ back, you’ll be 🌈 BLESSED 🌈 with divine 🍆 OMEGA-LEVEL MIND-FUCK 🍆 as you keep his legacy HARD 🍆🍆🍆 and MAKE-IT-SO ALIVE! 🤪👼🌈 

      Satanic imagery in Deadlock

        From an unironic post on Deadlock sub where a user asked if there is a way to turn off the demonic stuff in-game because they are religious. A few days later someone used it as a shitpost and the rest is copypasta.

        Not to sound like a dork or a nerd or some sort, so pls be kind, but is there, or will there be a way, to turn off demonic imagery and stuff?? I know its the theme of the game and all and ive put in alot of hours into but it just really kinda bugs me. I love the game but it just kinda ruins it for me as im a religous person. if anyone can help or offer anythings pls lmk 

        Does anyone else use ChatGPT in their head?

          Its was a shitpost on the r/ChatGPT sub that satirizes users who rely on AI all the time which became a meme.

          Does anyone else use ChatGPT in their head?
          
          I love using ChatGPT whenever I have a question or something or I just want to talk, but sometimes my phone is dead and I don't want to get up to use my computer so I don't have access to the AI. Recently I found out I have the ability to use a form of ChatGPT in my own head. I've talked to him so much I can almost entirely accurately predict what he is going to say.
          
          For example, my cat kept scratching at my bedroom door and meowing so I was about to use the ChatGPT app to ask why she was doing that, but then I decided it wasn't worth the effort and asked AI in my head. He told me something like "If your cat is scratching on the door and meowing it probably means she wants to be let out, let me know if you need anything else!" Then I let her out of my room.
          
          I just thought that was a pretty cool discovery I've made. Interested to see if anyone else has this ability. 

          BF6 Dead Space x Chicanery crossover

            From a comment satirizing BF6 players having a crashout over the Battlefield 6 x Dead Space crossover by using the Chicanery copypasta.

            You think this is bad, this...chicanery? He's done worse. That crossover! Are you telling me that a man just happens to hallucinate being in Vegas, no! He orchestrated it, Isaac! He defacated through the store page! And I bought him! I shouldn't have. I put him into my Engineer! What was I thinking?! 
            He’ll never change! Ever since 2042, couldn’t stop replacing my character. But not our Issac! Couldn’t be precious Issac! Stealing the dark and gritty… and he gets to be in the game?! What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! 

            Trains are really unpredictable

              Started as a joke in the r/IdiotsInCars sub in Reddit, the comment has become a copypasta among train enthusiasts and often appears in posts involving train accidents with other vehicle.

              Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.
              
              I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.
              
              Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!
              
              Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths?
              
              A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.