Its the Navy Seals copypasta but changed to someone who specifically loves Persona 3.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Persona 3, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Postmodern Japanese Literature, and Ive been involved in numerous youtube video essays, and Persona 3 has over 4 million confirmed sales. Persona 3 is a certified youngian classic and is the top entery in the playstation jrpg cannon. You are nothing to me but just another larper. I will wipe you the fuck out with quote tweets the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am writing a 300 page response detailing Strega's importance to the narrative and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking cancelled, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can analyse Persona 3's story in over seven hundred ways, and thats just the ps2 release. Not only am I extensively educated in Japanese folklore, but I have access to the entire database of the fandom wiki and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
Its a running joke started by u/Vendidurt on the Credit Card in Balatro. The person is giving his crackpot theory on what the numbers on the Credit Card mean but doesn’t actually explain anything so you’re left with more questions.
So if you look at the numbers there actually is an "easter egg" (hidden fun secret).
"8675309" was a popular song based on a phone number in the 1470s or whenever.
"420" is a "druggist" number of some kind. Possibly satanic.
"69" is a phone "asterisk code" you can type in and it will automagically call back the last number that called your phone. Very convenient in the Ye Olde Dayes before "call back" was commercially popularized.
"1234" is the combination to my luggage.
I am no longer welcome at my local IKEA because I kept asking about the fake windows
I have always liked IKEA. Not even because of the furniture, I just think it is relaxing to walk through the different rooms and imagine the kind of people who would live there. Sometimes I go without buying anything. I just like looking around.
After maybe my sixth or seventh visit I noticed that almost every display room had a window with daylight behind it, even though obviously most of the showroom is in the middle of the building. At first I assumed they were just light panels, but then I realized they didn’t all have the same weather. One living room looked like a bright summer afternoon while another looked overcast. Some bedrooms even had what looked like early morning light.
I asked one of the employees how they decided what weather each apartment gets. He laughed a little and said they are just printed backdrops with lights behind them. I accepted that explanation because it sounded reasonable, but it did not explain why the weather seemed to change between visits.
Over the next few months I started taking pictures of the windows every time I went. I organized them into folders based on department and color of the lighting. I also made notes about whether the room was supposed to appeal to young professionals, families or students because I wondered if there was some connection.
Eventually I noticed what I thought was a pattern. Home office displays almost always had dull weather, while bedrooms and children’s rooms had noticeably nicer conditions. I honestly found that a little manipulative because people make different decisions depending on the weather they think they are experiencing.
I politely showed one of the employees a spreadsheet I had printed out. He looked at it for maybe five seconds before asking why I had visited the store fourteen times in two months. I explained that good research takes consistency. He told me that wasn’t really what he meant.
A week later I emailed customer support asking whether the artificial weather was decided locally or if each store received instructions from Sweden. They forwarded my email to the store manager, who invited me into his office. He explained that there was no weather system and asked me to stop photographing the displays because customers had started asking questions after seeing me measure the brightness near the windows with my phone.
Unfortunately I had already mentioned my findings in a neighborhood Facebook group because I thought other people might have noticed the same thing. One woman replied that she always felt happier in the bedroom section but assumed it was because of the mattresses. Another man commented that I should seek professional help. The discussion got surprisingly heated.
Now whenever I go into that IKEA someone eventually recognizes me. Officially I can still go, but last month I heard an employee quietly tell another one, “that’s the weather guy.” I was literally just there to buy a bookshelf, so it’s not very pleasant.
I still think the lighting changes more often than they admit. I don’t really see why they would lie about something so small, but I also don’t see why the home office always seems to have bad weather.
I swear to god niko is different after major, i saw him last week at a burger king and he was different, he kept screaming, asking for a big mac, until the manager came and niko just said "i have major, you have no major", then the manager and the employees started crying, i started crying and niko just smiled, niko has changed
Donald trump if you can hear us, please. Donald trump, please save me, please save me Donald trump, please. I'm asking you, please save me. Please save me, please get these people away from me. In dear god's name please stop these people.
Its a Tiktok copypasta list of adjectives used for character appreciation posts or when you wanna glaze someone. Replace the [X] at the end with the character name.
