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    Individual is an 80yo White cisgender male, uses he/him pronouns, chronic venous insufficiency, high cholesterol, indications of coronary heart disease. Enjoys decorating. Feculent odor noted.

Sedentary lifestyle and poor dietary habits high in ultra-processed foods. BMI of 40. Physical traits point to metabolic syndrome.

Stooping posture, confabulation, and hypersensitivity suggest late stage dementia. Habitual nocturnal activity indicates a Circadian Rhythm Sleep-Wake Disorder with severe insomnia. Displays frequent exhaustion from sundown syndrome that limits participation in daytime events. Exhibits grandiose delusions when interviewed. Also noted is right leg weakness, facial droop, other motor deficits of unknown etiology. 

Displays aggressive verbal behavior, swearing, inappropriate sex talk, and overreaction to minor setbacks or criticism. Has a sexual offense conviction. Danger to others. High suspicion of body dysmorphic disorder with tanorexia and excessive grooming. History of finasteride use for hair loss and ivermectin cream for rosacea.

Requires 24/7 monitoring by caregivers. Not sexually active. Malodorous pubic region with micropenis concealed by mild panniculus.

    I Larp Mathematics

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      Every single day I sit at my desk, I don't do math. I make TikTok edits on mathematics, where I show off my math knowledge by editing an extremely niche math equation and posting Ramanujan glaze videos. I was recently messaged on TikTok by a fellow larper, and it opened up my eyes. I would wake up at 11:47 a.m and look at the 17 mathematics books arranged on my chair. The books weren’t for reading. They were decorations. I owned Principles of Mathematical Analysis, which meant I understood analysis. I owned an abstract algebra textbook, which meant I understood calculus or something. I once placed a bookmark approximately forty pages into my topology book, and I took a photo of it and put it as my profile picture. Sometimes I would move the bookmark forward without reading anything, just to simulate intellectual progress. But that was nothing; after reading the fellow larpers message I realised the truth about larping isn't bookmarks or edits. His profile picture was a photograph of Gödel, Escher, Bach or something with glowing red eyes. His username was “quantum devil” and had several numbers that I assumed represented either his birth year or the digits of a mathematical constant.

"Bro do you actually do math?"

Crap... I stuttered over my text...

"W- What do you mean d- do?"

I was sweating.

"Like, do you do math equations and study it? Also, why are you stuttering over text?"

I thought I was cooked, and then I realised. I'm a larper!

"Define "do""

I said.

I cooked him.

"I larp too bro."

What? Did he see through my rouse? No way... I have to end this now.

"Larp what? Mathematics?"

If I say mathematics, I'll sound smarter.

"..."

He didn't reply.

I'm sitting here and contemplating this right now. Should I admit I'm a larper? I kind of want a friend.

      I’m sick of XOguri. I try to play Doto. My XOguri runs faster.

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of XOguri. I try to play Doto. My XOguri runs faster. I try to play Yukino. My XOguri runs faster. I try to play Copano Rickey. My XOguri runs faster. I want to play Grass Wonder. Her best team has XOguri. I want to play Tachyon, Eishin Flash - they both want XOguri. She grabs me by the throat. I parent farm for her. I endlessly run Grand Live for her. I give her Fine Motion MLB. She isn't satisfied. I pull Super Creek MLB. "I don't need this much stamina" She tells me. "Give me more sp and wit." She grabs Ny Opera and forces her to provide her unique skill as inherit. "You just need to parent farm more. I can be even more consistent with Teio Wit MLB." I can't pull for Teio Wit MLB, I don't have enough carats after Tachyon banner. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Nishino Flower. She says "Nishino, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, consistent acceleration with speed carryover and recovery. What a cruel world.

        Horus Heresy copypasta

          Its from the opening monologue by Warmaster Horus Lupercal in the cinematic launch trailer for the standalone tabletop game “Warhammer: The Horus Heresy – Age of Darkness”

          I never wanted this. I never wanted to unleash my legions. Together, we banished the ignorance of Old Night. But you betrayed me, you betrayed us all. You stole power from the Gods and lied to your sons. Mankind has only one chance to prosper, if you will not seize it, then I WILL. So let it be war, from the skies of Terra to the Galactic Rim. Let the seas boil, let the stars fall. Though it takes the last drop of my blood, I will see the galaxy freed once more. And if I cannot save it from your failure, Father, then let the galaxy BURN!"

          H3LL0.. 1M V3R1TY! Y0UR P3RZ0N4L H3LP3R FR13ND

            Its a collection of brainrot memes centered around the fictional character “Verity” from the Minecraft community and Battle for Dream Island (BFDI) fandom.

            Spongy: N0T B4D K1D… *chuckles.* BUT IT GOES MORE LIKE THIS— ahem- "H3LL0.. 1M V3R1TY! Y0UR P3RZ0N4L H3LP3R FR13ND *chuckl3z* 4ZK M3 4NYTH1NG, 1 KN0W 3V3RYTH1NG…" H-Help I’m turning I-into Ver-Hello I’m Verity, Your personal help friend *eyes turn white* Ask me anything *chuckles* I know everything… the clown.. hi guys *waves in friendly way* oh...oh..no..OH NO..! NOT NOW...NOT NOW..! *starts shaking violently and falls down with tears* n-no...N-NOO..AAAAGHHHH!! starts super saiyan charging and turns into verity and starts floating in the air with yellow lighting everywhere and yellow aura* HAHAHHA IM VERITY!! HEY ITS ME VERITY! ASK NE ANYING!! *everyone shakes with fear and dies of heart attack* me and le ✨ verities ✨ listening to this BOY IS THAT VERITY?!?!😂😂😂😂 SCUBAAAAAAAAA!!!! 🫱🫱🫱🫱🫱🫱👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋 NO NOT T-T-THIS IM GLITCHING MY INNER DEMONS NOOOO- hey i-its me verity somet-things coming in 3-3 d-d-days NO STO- MOB Wait not this song agAAA - awsx HELLO IM VERITY Hello gu- WHAT NO VERITY NOOO PLEA- HELLO IM VERITY Me and ✨Le ✨ verity fictionkins listening to me when 🫦le pomni💞 says "In another life Jax..?🥵' and Jax replies with," In another life..Pompom🫦" so I lowkey say ✨dUdEe StAwpP✨ while me and ✨LE 💗DIVAS💗✨ drinking our 🔥LE MATCHA🔥 while listening to ✨LE KORK KORK MEOW MEOW POW FUNK✨ trying de🙄💖CRUMBL labubu ube dot cake Dubai chocolate matcha Korean chewy cookie👑 and le divas say 💖hold on- lemme ask ✨Le ChATgpT✨ what he thinks about this 💖🫦💖 and Me and🫦 Le diva 🫦when ✨LE BOTS✨ comment😂😂 ✨Le✨verity song W-what t-t-the no.. th-this isn’t supposed t-t-to happen!

            Dolly Parton dead

              🚨😭‼️REST IN TITTIES, DOLLY‼️😭🚨 Our BACKWOODS BARBIE 💅👱🏻‍♀️👢 has worked her final 9️⃣ to 5️⃣ 🍑💦 and clocked IN to that big DOLLYWOOD in the sky ☁️🎢😇 Her soul went UP ⬆️ but those legendary Smoky Mountains ⛰️⛰️ are staying right here in Tennessee 😩🙏 JOLENE 😈💃 finally took our woman—but she can NEVER take those rhinestones 💎, that country CUNTry spirit 🤠, or America’s favorite pair of national treasures 🍈🍈🇺🇸 Send this to 9️⃣ horny honky-tonkers and 5️⃣ rhinestone cowHOES 👢🍆 If you get 0️⃣ back, Jolene stole your man 😔 If you get 5️⃣ back, you’re an Island in the Cream 💦🏝️ If you get 9️⃣ back, heaven will give you a Coat of Many CUMmers 🌈😏 If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, Dolly herself will ride the Dollywood Express 🚂 through the PEARLY GAYTES 🌈🍑 and pour you a hot CUP OF AMBITION ☕️🥵 TONIGHT‼️ Rest easy, you big-haired, big-hearted, big-tittied Tennessee angel 👱🏻‍♀️🪽💖 The country hoes will ALWAYS love you 😭🤠💋 
              ‼️‼️DIVA DOWN‼️‼️ or should I say 🤨DIVA UP 💋🥰✨😂⬆️(IN HEAVEN👼🏻👼🏻🪽🪽🕊️) the Queen 👸 👑of Country 🤠🎶👢, DOLLY PARTON 👩‍🦳 is yodeling on another 👻🌅plane 📈🌠🌌today. She SASHAYED AWAY 💋😰😶‍🌫️😭😭😭😭👠 at only 8️⃣0️⃣ years old 😰😭following➡️ the recent ⏰⏱️death 💀🪦⚰️of her husband, Carl Dean 👴. 😭😭😭😰😰😰🕊️🕊️🪽🪽👼🏻😓Her legacy📖 will live on ➡️➡️, her music 🎼 🎶 and strength 💪 will carry 🕊️🎒 us through ➡️❤️‍🔥 these trying times (and our Nine 9️⃣ to Fives 5️⃣💅👷‍♀️👠).
So as you go ➡️ about ur day 🚶‍♀️remember 🤔🤔🤔to POUR ONE OUT 🍻🍾🍾, POP SOME PUSS 😻💦💦💦💋🥵, CLACK 🫰YOUR NAILS 💅🥁✨and TELL🗣️THAT ⬇️BITCH 😤 JOLENE 💚💇‍♀️to STOP 🛑 ✋TAKING 🤏UR MAN 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️‼️‼️in honor 🕊️✨of our SMOKY💨🔥MOUNTAIN ⛰️🏞️ SONGBIRD 🎵🎶🕊️🐦‍⬛ 🪦 TAKEN IN HER PRIME😭😭😭✨✨🕊️🕊️🪽🪽📖 may she rest 😴 in peace ☮️🕊️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 
              😢🎤 OH NO, DOLLY PARTON 🌈💔 the QUEEN of country 🍆🎸👑 has left this world 🌍🕊️! But wait—she ain’t STUFFED 🦃 like a turkey 🦃, she’s just off to a different kind of DICKtionary 🍌📖🍆! Legend has it she’s now SHAKING her DOLLY DONGS 🍑🍌😩 among the angels 😇✨, teaching them to ROLL IN THE DEEP 🍆🚀💦 like no one EVER has 💋💥! Say goodbye to those 9 to 5 🕘💼 who got nothing on HER 9-inch BOOTY 🍑🍑, and don’t forget, just cause she’s gone 🤷‍♂️😩, doesn’t mean we can’t continue to DANCE like no one’s watching 🕺💃🏿! If you send this to 7️⃣ of your hottest friends 🌶️🔥 in the next 7️⃣ seconds, you’ll have a COUNTRY-FIED PARTY 🌵🍻 they’ll never forget 🍆💦! RIP DOLLY, you beautiful LEGEND 💖👠✨—you’re still turnin’ heads from the GREAT BEYOND! 🌌💋💦