MY ANTI DEPRESSANTS JUST KICKED IN ! FANTASTIC !



Its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed Erebus from Warhammer 40K and in greentext form.
>Be me
>Be praying
>Hear a bulkhead smash at 0400 shiptime
>Grab my arming chamber defence sacrifices because that's what the Holy Aurelian intended when he wrote the Book of Lorgar
>Run out of the chamber and see two Ultramarines
>Defile a sacrifice, the first corpse worshipper's head is sucked through his navel
>He's now a spot on the floor
>The ritual gets out of hand and turns subfloors 30-50 to a wall of flesh
>Grab my backup sacrifice and offer them to Tezen
>He answers my plea by transforming my favourite serf in to a pink horror
>It starts to massacre it's way through the monastic deck >Activate my crozius and wallop the second non-believer 15 times
>"Acquire" some new sacrifices in case any more sons of Guilliman arrive
>Fellow Bearers of The Word knock and enter upon hearing the ruckus
>Can't hear or see because of the psychic feedback
>Mistakenly daemogorge the Company's Dark Apostle
>Mauled Ultramarine bleeds out before he can be properly sacrificed because power weapon wounds are impossible to stitch up
>Just as Lorgar intended

Somebody asked Nial Horan (ex-member of One Direction) if he has listened to the new BTS song and he replied no. A BTS fan accused him of being rude for the response and that became a parody to mock unhinged Kpop stans.
The way he worded is simply rude. He could've say like "not yet" or "still didnt" but the way he said it, it seems like "i haven't and what about it" . Idgaf about nial but i wont bear if anyone disrespect bts music
Texas Tech Board of Regents chair Cody Campbell made this statement on June 10, 2026, while warning other athletic conferences against boycotting his school. This happened because Texas Tech planned to play quarterback Brendan Sorsby after a judge issued a temporary injunction against an NCAA gambling ban.
Guess what? That's collusion. That's an antitrust violation. So have fun with that. You can't do that.

This copypasta originated on Chinese esports forums around 2017–2018 to satirize the hyper-aggressive playstyle of Royal Never Give Up’s jungler, Mlxg. Known for his signature “starvation jungling” and reckless engages, Mlxg routinely ignored standard competitive strategy by forcing team fights regardless of how far behind his team was. The translated quote spread to Reddit and the global League of Legends community as the ultimate caricature of relentless LPL aggression.
When both teams are even in gold, MLXG feels that RNG is at a great advantage and thus he does not hesitate to start a team fight. When RNG is 3k behind in gold, MLXG thinks that RNG is at a small advantage, and he so he starts a team fight to secure their "lead". When RNG is behind 7k in gold, MLXG thinks that RNG is at a disadvantage and so he looks for a team fight to regain control of the game. When RNG is 10K behind in gold, MLXG thinks that the team has reached a desperate situation and they are only waiting passively for their death if he does not start a team fight.
当两队经济持平的时候,MLXG觉得RNG有很大优势,所以他毫不犹豫地开团。
当RNG落后3000经济的时候,MLXG觉得RNG略有优势,所以他开团来确保他们的“领先”。
当RNG落后7000经济的时候,MLXG觉得RNG处于劣势,所以他找机会开团试图重新掌控比赛。
当RNG落后10000经济的时候,MLXG觉得队伍已经陷入绝境,如果不主动开团就只能被动等死。
Before anyone invented the paragraph nobody stopped writing because there was nothing to stop writing into the earliest Greek and Latin books ran together as one endless unbroken river of letters with not even spaces between the words which scholars call scriptio continua and it looked exactly like a single sentence that refused to die then around the third century BC a librarian in Alexandria named Aristophanes of Byzantium got tired of people reading his texts out loud with the wrong pauses and started putting little dots in to mark where the breath should go and that was the first paragraph because he realized a thought ends and another begins and the reader needs permission to stop after that the paragraphos arrived as a small horizontal stroke in the margin to flag the start of a new passage then came the pilcrow the little ¶ that meant literally "I wrote this" and it sat politely at the head of each new chunk of sense like a bouncer holding the door open and when Gutenberg and the printers showed up in the fifteenth century they could no longer afford the luxury of one giant scream of text because type is expensive and lines are short and so they made everyone indent and the paragraph hardened into law and that is the whole miserable story of the paragraph a handful of dots that learned to take a breath which is more than you have done since you started typing